July 18, 2025

The Gracious Two - LIVE Show 100 - Party Show

The Gracious Two - LIVE Show 100 - Party Show
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The Gracious Two - LIVE Show 100 - Party Show

The Gracious Two, Chad Gracey and John Rotolo, discuss the escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, emphasizing the global concern about Iran acquiring nuclear weapons. They highlight the hypocrisy of the left, who now express worry about sleeper cells in the country after previously denying the open border crisis. The conversation also touches on the construction of a secure border wall and the ongoing conflict between Israel and Hamas, with the hosts criticizing Hamas for using civilians as human shields.

The discussion centers around the environmental impact of electric vehicles, highlighting the mining of lithium and the associated environmental degradation. The conversation then shifts to the rising gas prices in California and the absurdity of believing electric cars save the planet. The discussion concludes with Dolly sharing her plans to move to Europe and her experiences with a difficult divorce.

Dolly recounts a recent health scare with double pneumonia, leading to permanent damage and a strained relationship with her husband. She expresses frustration with the divorce process and the treatment she received. Gina, now living in Dallas, shares her positive experience in Texas, contrasting it with her previous life in California.

The podcast celebrates its 100th episode with guests Rod Bland and Gina Morrell. Rod discusses his upcoming performance at the Lincoln Center and his work with Live. Gina shares her positive experiences living in Dallas, highlighting the city’s friendly atmosphere and vibrant fashion scene.

A hologram show featuring BB King is being planned for Memphis, with a performance in Chicago already completed. The show will use in-ear monitors and a hologram of BB King. The conversation also touches on New York City’s pizza scene, with recommendations for John’s on Bleecker and Angelo’s.

Joe, a comedian, appeared on a right-wing podcast where he engaged in humorous banter with the hosts. The conversation covered topics like climate change, politics, and Joe’s upcoming improv show. Despite the playful nature of the discussion, Joe’s views were challenged, leading to a light-hearted debate.

The podcast hosts discuss various topics, including a recent guest appearance by Troy Garman, a rising TikTok star. They also bring on Dolly, a female drummer, and discuss her musical background and her experiences in Canada. The conversation takes a political turn, with Dolly expressing her frustration with the liberal policies in Canada and the hosts sharing their views on the state of affairs in both Canada and the United States.

The podcast hosts discuss the challenges of live shows and the importance of family. They share stories about their mothers, including their experiences with childbirth and the joys and challenges of raising children. The hosts also mention a potential future podcast topic about the authenticity of nuclear weapons.

The conversation discusses the authenticity of a video claiming to be the Tsar Bomba explosion, with one person believing it to be fake. The discussion then shifts to a humorous anecdote about a roommate who had loud sex in the shower and didn’t pay rent. The conversation ends with a discussion about future plans for the show and a studio party.

The hosts are planning a debut show and VIP event, ensuring everything runs smoothly. They express gratitude to their audience, including Daphne, Troy, Jamie, and others and tease a special guest for next week’s show.

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and we are live show 100 what's going on mr gracey

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hey hey hey 100 oh my god oh my goodness crazy

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We have a special show for the audience, dude.

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We have a ton of guests in the green room We're

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gonna bring them on surprise surprise. We see

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you folks out there We're gonna start this off

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the way we always do it gracious to only style.

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What's going on, man? This is exciting That is

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a very exciting Congratulations to you show 100

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and you brother Yo, talk to me Chad. What's going

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on with Israel and Iran, dude? Are we Is Iran

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fucking putting their place ceasefire happening?

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Well, the ceasefire was on, I guess. I don't

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know if the ceasefire is off now officially because

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Iran was still launching missiles after their

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spot not supposed to go figure. Yeah. I know

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Trump's best. He gave that statement. He said

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these, you know, what do you say? These two countries

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don't know what the fuck they're doing. Yeah,

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man. The press. Yeah, man. So he ain't happy.

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He had that's very interesting. So we'll see

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what happens. I mean, it's You know, I bet you

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I mean here's here's the one thing that we can

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all I think I hope except all lefties that now

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or you know, the lefties go from what they're

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a Ukrainian flag to their pride flag to their

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Mexican note to their Palestinian flag and now

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they're on their Iranian flag of predictably

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so of yeah But here's the one thing I think the

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whole world can agree on except for lefty dumbasses

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that Iran cannot Have a nuclear weapon because

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if they do That will not be good for now. That's

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game over dude. That's game over there. They're

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slimy fucks I love how you brought that up. Chad.

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Thank you for doing that because a country that

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Oppresses their women as such to the where they

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can't show their face cannot have fucking nuclear

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energy So yeah, regular energy, if that's what

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that's what they were trying to do. They do have

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nuclear energy, but they're rich uranium. So

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they shouldn't have nuclear shit. Well, I agree.

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But what was I going to say about Iran? So, yeah,

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I mean, it's, you know, they're they're erratic.

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They're out of control. They do. They don't fucking

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listen to anybody, obviously. And so there is

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a faction of MAGA that's now getting pissed off.

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Oh, some people are trying to liken this to the

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WMDs of Iraq. Which oh god Okay in some ways

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it is similar in the fact that We thought W we

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thought whether they were saying that Iraq had

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WMDs But we know for a fact that Iran has been

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enriching uranium for fucking decades. Okay,

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right That is a fact period and they were on

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the precipice of getting it like completely enriched

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to be weapons grade Yeah, man, and intelligence

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was saying that they are at least 60 % As probably

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as high as 83 % at 90 % they have fissile material

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for a bomb Okay, so the times running out Placation

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is over negotiation of oh, here's a billion dollars

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like Obama's sending pallets of cash to him hoping

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and then you know Biden comes in gives them all

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their money that was in that was let's Trump

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had locked up and Now everyone's freaking out

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like, you know They can't have a weapon. They

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can't have a weapon period They can't have bombs.

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And so you got to do what you got to do. I mean,

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it's a clusterfuck, but this is what happens.

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But I heard that I heard that leftists now are

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worried about who's in the country. Are you frozen

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or are you looking at something? Uh -oh. Oh,

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it's just me. Howdy, everybody. Nope. What happened

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to John? Did John have to go to the bathroom?

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We lost him. Show 100. Glitches. Thank you, Daphne.

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What's up, Michael Burns? How are you? Matt Frazier.

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What's up, Karenza? How are you? Thank you for

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the congratulations. What's up, T. Garment? Troy?

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I don't know what happened to John. Hello, hello.

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I guess it's just me right now. It is a magic

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trick, Michael. This is funny. It's like being

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live on TikTok. Any questions? Oh, there he is.

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Yo, what happened? I don't know. It said lost

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connection. I think my internet had went out.

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So I ran upstairs to check to make sure the box

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was OK. And then all of a sudden when you came

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back, there wasn't you weren't there. I'm like,

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oh, I guess I'm here by myself. Hello. Hello,

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folks. Chad's talking and himself and nobody.

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Sorry about that, guys. We had we had lost some

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connection right there, but we are back live

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and ready to roll. Mr. Gracie, you froze at a

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good point. I wish I knew where it was. We were

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getting to the point where I ran fucking can't

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have nuclear anything because they're an oppressive

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regime and all that jazz. Well, I mean, yeah,

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the overarching thing was up, Jason. Thank you.

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Overarching theme is that they can't have a bomb

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because they will use it. Exactly. Exactly. They

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will bomb Israel for sure with it. Okay. And

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whether you like Israel or not, that is not a

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good thing because it's not going to end well.

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Using nukes period end of story is not a good

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thing. I mean, we had to set the fucking record

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straight in a world war two and then that with

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a little dot that right there. But I believe

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that was one and done. I don't think we have

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any more of those going on. No, hopefully not.

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Hopefully not. So what I was saying is that all

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of a sudden I've been seeing all these people

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talk about how the left now is all, they're all

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worried about sleeper cells being in our country.

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Wait a minute. So you weren't worried about Biden

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with the wide open border. You were denying it

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was going on, calling it conspiracy theory. So

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obviously now you know it was wide open and now

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you're worried about sleeper cells in our country

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that would have been left in by Biden. You were

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brain dead president who was not in charge of

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anything. preach it bro while they were streaming

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across the border it's all good it's all good

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fine don't worry about it but uh now now but

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down now they're worried about border border

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security all of a sudden lefties are because

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oh wait a minute sleeper cells could come in

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and murder me oh maybe i should worry about this

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now yeah yeah sure you should you should have

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worried about it all the time correct correct

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man Are you going to now go when they pick up

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some sleeper cells, which they probably will

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ice. Are you going to work? Are you going to

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protest them removing them? We know we want sleeper

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cells in our country. Please. They're human beings.

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Yeah. Nuts, dude. Dude, do you see portions of

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the wall that are being built, dude? and electrified

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bro and like made out of like crazy steel like

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it it looks like something that is a very secure

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morning. Yeah. Oh no, I have not seen any of

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that. I'll check it out. Yeah, dude. They're

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starting to it's not like just that shimmy thing

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that they were doing like where it was like these

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nice rusty steel things going up. It's like electrified

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and fucking like 45 feet and I'm pretty sure

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Mexico the cartel will be paying for it. Let's

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put up a Michael Burns is here his comment, which

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is fine. It's his opinion, but it doesn't stop

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the world from from stopping Iran. Israel are

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scumbags. They whine about their hospital being

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bombed by Iran, but they bombed something like

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19 hospitals on the Gaza Strip. Here's the difference.

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Moss puts military targets underneath their hospitals

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on purpose. I don't think so. Right. And you

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can not you can not like Israel. It's fine. But

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like what you're saying is ridiculous. Because

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Hamas intentionally puts military targets under

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civilian targets. Correct civilian, civilian,

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you know, infrastructure, hospitals, all kinds

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of stuff. They do that on purpose so that Israel

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will bomb them and they'll go look, you're bombing

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our civilians. Iran on the other hand is just

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bombing indiscriminately wherever they want.

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and Israel doesn't put military installations

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underneath their hospitals. You gotta tell it

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like it is, man. So the people that are fucking

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up here is the Palestinians and Hamas fucking

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using their people as shields and like trying

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to blame Israel for bombing military installations.

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That's what happens when you put fucking weapons

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and all that shit in hospitals and schools and

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all that jazz. Unfortunately, their fucking leadership

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is is warped. And I forget who struck first.

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Hamas or Israel? Israel left Gaza in 2008 and

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gave it to them. They're not trying to expand

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the border, sir. It's just so funny. My God.

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Israel is trying to destroy Hamas, a terrorist

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organization that wants to destroy that period.

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That's what's happening. Yeah, you can't talk

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to somebody who's sleeping through life in real

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time here, Mr. Gracie. He'll have to wake up

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on his own time. Mr. Michael, I thought you were

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smarter than that, dude. All right. We all have

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our own opinions. It's still all good. But anyway,

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moving on. So opinions are like assholes. Everybody's

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got one, but some of them are stinky. You know,

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like I said earlier, it's just like, you know,

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now all the lefties are worried about who's in

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the country is like, oh, OK, well. Who let him

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in hey now and you're fighting deportations.

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Look who's coming to us live? Dolly Dolly, how

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are you? Show 100 Dolly, let's get your vibe

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up lady. How's Canada treating you? How's Canada

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treating you? It is a shit show here. That's

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a loaded question. Oh my god. So now they are

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saying in ten years No one is allowed to own

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a regular vehicle. Hmm Far in ten years, right?

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So with that all those vehicles that are digging

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for lithium are gas powered or diesel powered

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Yep, all those children doing slave labor for

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pennies a day to get that lithium so that we

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can drive fucking $20 ,000 nuclear bombs. Because

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I don't know if you've seen one of those things

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blow up, but it's like a nuclear bomb. When they

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catch on fire, it's ridiculous. It is ridiculous.

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They boom a couple of times. Big -a -boom. Well,

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that's what they were trying to do here in the

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States, especially in California had a mandate

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by 2035. You couldn't buy any new cars that were

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not electric. Really? Oh, yeah. That was going

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on here. And then the green agenda wanted to

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try to do that nationwide. It wasn't going to

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happen, but that's the point. They want everyone

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to have electric cars, but they also want to

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ban mining of the minerals. And so everyone has

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to rely on China for batteries. I mean, it's

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ridiculous. It's so stupid. You're not doing

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anything. I'm sorry. Everyone can drive electric

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car. You can drive the car that you want, but

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your electric car is not saving the fucking planet.

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End of story. It's just not. No, it's not destroying

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the planet is what it's doing It's completely

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destroying the planet. It's um Yeah, well, I

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guess i'm destroying the planet with some people.

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I just bought a tesla ladies and gentlemen I'm

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not part of the problem here. I'm part of the

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solution Uh, good job. Yeah, good job No, they're

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great cars. I mean if you want to buy one go

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ahead i'm But like buying one because you think

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that you're doing this fucking great. Yeah for

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the planet is bullshit I bought it because it's

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cool and it fucking drives itself. That's exactly

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how I bought it. I wouldn't have bought all that

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stuff is great. I wouldn't have bought a Hyundai

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electric car. But yeah, the Tesla's got it going

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on. That's that's just their technologies. Phenoms.

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I pre -order one of these new Scouts. Have you

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seen those Scout Trappers? Nissan Scout? No,

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not Nissan. It's a Scout. Those are the car company.

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No, they were SUVs back in the 70s and 80s. Oh,

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cool. Volkswagen bought, bought it and they've

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re re resurrected the brand and they're making

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all electric version, but they're also making

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electric versions with a gas kicker motor. So

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you can put gas in it. The gas charges, the batteries.

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Ah, hybrid looking though. I like them. I pre

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-order when they don't come out for like 20,

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28. So, but what did it rock on? So I'm not opposed

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to electric cars by any means, but this whole

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notion that you're going to save the world with

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them is just bullshit. No, that's not we're doing

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by it. We're just trying to get cheaper Cheaper

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gas and cheaper electricity going on with that

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bad boy Well here in California on july 1st our

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gas prices are going up by 66 cents per gallon

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Holy testicles you guys have deep down there.

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You don't we pay per liter? Wait a second you're

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telling me Canada's still stuck on the leader.

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Yes. They've always been metric. Yes. No, yeah

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I just want, it's so funny, man. Like America

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just came along and swung their big dick along

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and was like, uh, we're, we're going to make

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a new, a new measuring system inches. Wasn't

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that Jimmy Carter that did that? Uh, they tried

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to, yeah, we, so in the seventies in school,

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they were trying to introduce the metric system

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because we were learning it and stuff. Um, you

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know, and it was, it just didn't take. They did

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it for a few years and I was like, OK, we're

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done with this. Yeah. Measure your dick in centimeters,

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dude. You know what I'm saying? Otherwise, that'd

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be like 35 centimeters, which is like three inches.

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Oh, I got I keep forgetting mama. Mama Gracie's

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on. I got to watch my mouth. Sorry, Dolly. Go

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ahead. Come on. She's sitting in the green room.

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Yeah. So, Dolly, what's going on? My girl, talk

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to me. Are are you? You are coming to visit us

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in America anytime I just got back from San Francisco

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Middle of March, I guess I went down for a week

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and cruise round down San Francisco Nice through

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my wedding ring into the washer into the ocean

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Send it back. I love it the heart of the ocean.

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It's like the Titanic Give it to a homeless woman

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and she told me to fuck off Of course, there

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you go. Wow. There's the homeless in, California

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Here's an expensive ring fuck you. It was a beautiful

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place. It was absolutely gorgeous and I it was

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the first time I've seen driverless cars That

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was bizarre. Oh, yeah the taxis and stuff. How

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weird is it? It's crazy. You can wreck them.

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You can you can drive them around You know, up

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in Canada, we're told we're given these maps

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that there's human feces everywhere in San Francisco.

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It's one of the cleanest cities I've ever been

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to. It's beautiful. I mean. Well, they've cleaned

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it up. They've recently cleaned it up. Like it

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was getting really crappy for a while. Shitty,

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no pun intended. And they cleaned it up when

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G came to town. When Chairman G came to town,

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they cleaned it up really well. And I think they've

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kind of kept that going. So. I'm actually encouraged

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to hear that. You know, it's still in California.

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It's beautiful. It's just beautiful. That's great.

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It's an amazing city. It's amazing city. It should

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be one of the best cities in the world. Yeah.

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Chad, but how freeing is it to just be able to

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go on the street? You know what I'm saying? Like,

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what were they wiping with is my question, you

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know what I'm saying? Like, are they just wiping?

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At least they're not littering then, you know

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what I'm saying? They're not littering, you're

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just shitting human pieces in the street. I was

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just walking up the street here a couple of weeks

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ago, and there was a man about 20 feet ahead

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of me, and he just dropped his pants and started

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shitting. Holy! Yeah, what do you do in that

00:16:46.419 --> 00:16:53.409
situation? Okay, me. Yes! because you can't even

00:16:53.409 --> 00:16:56.009
ask for a courtesy flush in that scenario because

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there's nowhere to flush it you know my goodness

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I would have pulled up a chair next to him Dolly

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and started shooting right next to him been like

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hey buddy what's going on here Europe, I think

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I'm going to be moving to Europe. I've found

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a safe way in to get citizenship. I was going

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to bring that up because you I know at one point

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you were kind of talking on on Instagram and

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you're looking out of here. I'm done. I'm leaving.

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Yeah. Yeah, I am done. Yeah. OK. But you hadn't

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left yet. So you're still working on a way to

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get back. I am. Yeah. Yeah. When you're doing

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shit like this, when shit like this happens and

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it doesn't happen to women much, but it does

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happen to women. And I got everything taken from

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me. I got fucking robbed. And so you know what,

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I was so busy looking at the big picture, you

00:17:42.799 --> 00:17:44.380
got to look at the small picture, you got to

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put the small pieces back together first before

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you get the big picture back together. Yeah.

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So, you know, so I'm getting it together. And

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Romania is a really easy way to get into Europe

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right now. They'll give you a 90 day visa, and

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they'll allow you to apply for citizenship in

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Europe. Interesting. While you're while you're

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under that visa in Romania. And that would be

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my European. I didn't hear the country, Dolly.

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You broke up. What country is that? Yeah. Oh,

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Romania. Gotcha. It's like a European citizenship.

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So I can go back to Norway. I can go back to

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Norway. And it... As long as it's European and

00:18:19.569 --> 00:18:21.470
not you're a shit and then we're good. Yeah,

00:18:21.529 --> 00:18:23.230
as long as I'm not anywhere near that middle

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east shit show right now, I don't really care.

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Yeah. Hear that these little countries like Yemen

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saying you better watch out because we're gonna

00:18:32.150 --> 00:18:34.269
get involved What have they got a couple pop

00:18:34.269 --> 00:18:36.930
guns and maybe a stick of dynamite? Well, they're

00:18:36.930 --> 00:18:39.210
they were the Houthis were funded by Iran, but

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that's all getting cut off like The Houthis were

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funded by Iran through USA we all know how that

00:18:49.329 --> 00:18:53.190
story So you're referring you said you lost everything

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so what your divorce was horrible like cuz I'm

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asking that question because I've met several

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women here in California that are just getting

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fucking reamed. Their kids are being taken from

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them. They're going through the most horrendous

00:19:05.650 --> 00:19:10.309
thing that I've ever heard of. I lost everything.

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I actually, before I left San Francisco, I sold

00:19:14.390 --> 00:19:19.309
the equipment to my gym. I didn't trust him.

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This has been going on for about two years. Right.

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I didn't trust him. So I got him to sign a contract

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saying that I could still work at my gym. It's

00:19:27.180 --> 00:19:29.960
still my gym. And I could do personal training

00:19:29.960 --> 00:19:32.960
out of it. So I had quite a few people sign up

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with me before I left to San Francisco to get

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training done from me. And when I got back, I

00:19:41.640 --> 00:19:43.519
wasn't feeling very good. I thought I'd gone

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through four international airports. I've got

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a cold. It's not a big deal. But by the fourth

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day, I couldn't breathe. You're not spreading

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around the new variant are you dolly possibly

00:19:53.460 --> 00:19:57.440
be that John we couldn't tell But turned out

00:19:57.440 --> 00:20:00.759
sure double pneumonia. My skin was gray. I Finally

00:20:00.759 --> 00:20:02.539
phoned an ambulance because nobody would take

00:20:02.539 --> 00:20:04.640
you to the hospital. Oh my god So I was sitting

00:20:04.640 --> 00:20:08.240
at 40 % oxygen for about three days and so there

00:20:08.240 --> 00:20:10.660
was permanent damage done to my pituitary gland

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my thyroid my cervical spine and I got home and

00:20:16.720 --> 00:20:20.390
that Dolly this is a celebration show don't bring

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me down here. Are you? Like dog shit, but you

00:20:26.809 --> 00:20:29.250
know, it's okay because sometimes you have to

00:20:29.250 --> 00:20:33.329
eat your humble pie Better than better than human

00:20:33.329 --> 00:20:35.029
shit, you know, I'm saying dogs. It's always

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a little bit healthier, too I think the man for

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nutrients are better than that It's a great show

00:20:45.930 --> 00:20:53.250
it's 100 I was no longer welcomed in the gym

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and I was no longer welcome to train people in

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the gym and he took it away from me and I filed

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for separation and he called my lawyer a goof

00:21:02.549 --> 00:21:08.049
and he It sounds like you need backup Dolly I

00:21:08.049 --> 00:21:10.849
will be flying stat right after the show to Canada

00:21:10.849 --> 00:21:14.609
to open up that you are But I don't I don't fucking

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yes, ma 'am I'm going to take my electric jet

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because I want to save the world while flying

00:21:20.230 --> 00:21:21.569
over there. You know what I'm saying? I don't

00:21:21.569 --> 00:21:22.990
want to I don't want to ruin the environment

00:21:22.990 --> 00:21:25.289
while doing it. You can borrow one of that. What's

00:21:25.289 --> 00:21:27.230
her name? The little girl that's got like nine

00:21:27.230 --> 00:21:29.130
of them, you know, the one that's always preaching

00:21:29.130 --> 00:21:35.450
about. Yeah, Greta Thunberg, always preaching

00:21:35.450 --> 00:21:39.849
about carbon. She's not talking about the environment

00:21:39.849 --> 00:21:42.269
more now. She's a you know, she's all about Palestine

00:21:42.269 --> 00:21:45.349
So she just got she was on a flotilla. She got

00:21:45.349 --> 00:21:47.769
arrested by Israel and then sent back She said

00:21:47.769 --> 00:21:50.190
she got kidnapped by a result, but they really

00:21:50.190 --> 00:21:53.029
sent her back to Europe. So I guess that's not

00:21:53.029 --> 00:21:56.309
kidnapping I don't know whatever Listen, I'm

00:21:56.309 --> 00:21:58.369
all for people on the spectrum voicing their

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opinion, but Greta fucking take a seat All of

00:22:01.869 --> 00:22:04.009
these idiots plant a few trees because we're

00:22:04.009 --> 00:22:07.559
all carbon -based species. Exactly. Everything

00:22:07.559 --> 00:22:09.539
on this planet is carbon based. Every single

00:22:09.539 --> 00:22:11.339
thing on this planet is carbon based. Carbon

00:22:11.339 --> 00:22:15.099
dioxide is not a pollutant. No it is not. No

00:22:15.099 --> 00:22:18.420
it is not. It is a gas of life. It actually is.

00:22:18.519 --> 00:22:21.759
It is 100%. Go plant some fucking trees and we'll

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solve the problem. But they don't. They do all

00:22:24.140 --> 00:22:27.940
this, and I hate using this word, but they do

00:22:27.940 --> 00:22:33.809
all this retarded bullshit. It just drives me

00:22:33.809 --> 00:22:36.269
nuts because everything they're doing is wrong.

00:22:36.569 --> 00:22:40.410
It's contradicting itself. You know, no more,

00:22:40.509 --> 00:22:42.690
no more gas powered vehicles, but we're going

00:22:42.690 --> 00:22:44.890
to use gas powered vehicles to dig up the lithium.

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And we're going to give these little kids any

00:22:47.269 --> 00:22:50.109
day to carry this lithium out of these holes.

00:22:50.309 --> 00:22:53.910
Meanwhile, we're disrupting the core. And I don't

00:22:53.910 --> 00:22:56.750
know if your friend flat earth Bob has anything.

00:22:59.930 --> 00:23:01.210
What are they going to dig right through the

00:23:01.210 --> 00:23:04.269
earth then? I mean, you know, like it's ridiculous.

00:23:04.450 --> 00:23:06.650
There's so many other options available, but

00:23:06.650 --> 00:23:10.250
they. I'm still working on clawing my way through

00:23:10.250 --> 00:23:13.109
the ice shelf of Antarctica and trying to see

00:23:13.109 --> 00:23:15.490
what the other worlds are on the ice wall. My

00:23:15.490 --> 00:23:17.710
bad, my bad. Apparently that ice wall has increased

00:23:17.710 --> 00:23:21.190
in thickness and depth by 1 .7 gigatons or something

00:23:21.190 --> 00:23:25.039
over the last year. Oh, wow. I keep telling all

00:23:25.039 --> 00:23:27.759
the women I'm with that I crease increase in

00:23:27.759 --> 00:23:29.640
thickness. But the Antarctic ice sheet is literally

00:23:29.640 --> 00:23:33.279
increased in volume by like billions, millions

00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:37.680
and millions of tons. Anyway, dude, isn't that

00:23:37.680 --> 00:23:40.019
crazy, though? But I mean, like we've been like

00:23:40.019 --> 00:23:41.839
worried about global warming and all this shit.

00:23:41.880 --> 00:23:44.700
And like you said, it's replenishing itself like

00:23:44.700 --> 00:23:47.380
it happened over the millions of years when the

00:23:47.380 --> 00:23:49.880
dinosaurs lived. The oxygen levels were too high

00:23:49.880 --> 00:23:52.279
in the atmosphere for human beings to live. There

00:23:52.279 --> 00:23:54.799
was too much oxygen. That's why they grew so

00:23:54.799 --> 00:23:59.380
big. That's right. It's actually pivots a couple

00:23:59.380 --> 00:24:03.519
of degrees every. I believe it's every year or

00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:05.779
so, it actually pivots a bit. That's why you

00:24:05.779 --> 00:24:08.960
get carbon or climate change. That is why you

00:24:08.960 --> 00:24:11.059
get a climate change. Well, it's not because

00:24:11.059 --> 00:24:14.500
we're driving vehicles that are polluting the

00:24:14.500 --> 00:24:17.519
air or jet streams or chemical sprays or whatever.

00:24:17.680 --> 00:24:19.660
It's because Earth is doing what it's supposed

00:24:19.660 --> 00:24:23.819
to do. It's doing it's doing what it's doing.

00:24:24.319 --> 00:24:26.960
I always say the climate changes. We all agree

00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:31.160
on that. Absolutely. We're not doing much of

00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:33.759
anything to fucking help a change. No. And you

00:24:33.759 --> 00:24:35.180
know what? It's just Mother Nature doing her

00:24:35.180 --> 00:24:36.720
trip and you should just let her do what she's

00:24:36.720 --> 00:24:42.039
going to do. I mean. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Dolly,

00:24:42.039 --> 00:24:43.920
I don't want to. I don't want to keep the I'm

00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:45.440
going to keep you in the green room, green room

00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:48.359
here and bring you back. So for a little bit.

00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:51.140
Cool. You guys. Congratulations. Thank you very

00:24:51.140 --> 00:24:54.920
much. We're keeping this moving show 100 Dolly

00:24:54.920 --> 00:24:57.519
Skiles, everybody going through some shit at

00:24:57.519 --> 00:25:01.660
her with her. I know many women here that have

00:25:01.660 --> 00:25:04.680
had their kids taken in this divorce courts and

00:25:04.680 --> 00:25:06.779
everything has been taken from them because you

00:25:06.779 --> 00:25:09.279
used to think that like divorce courts are always,

00:25:09.279 --> 00:25:11.420
you know, weighted towards the women and the

00:25:11.420 --> 00:25:14.079
guys got fucked. I don't know if it's like a

00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:16.420
liberal state thing or what's going on, but like

00:25:16.420 --> 00:25:19.339
these women have been destroyed by the courts

00:25:19.339 --> 00:25:24.490
lying. Judges lying lawyers on the other side

00:25:24.490 --> 00:25:27.369
like just and taking their kids from it's fucking

00:25:27.369 --> 00:25:29.890
wild what I've heard some of the stories and

00:25:29.890 --> 00:25:35.170
said Robert Plant said it best lion Cheating

00:25:35.170 --> 00:25:39.529
stealing. That's all you seem to do. He's talking

00:25:39.529 --> 00:25:45.089
about their ladies Messing around every guy in

00:25:45.089 --> 00:25:47.250
town. Don't get me going here Chad. I'm on a

00:25:47.250 --> 00:25:50.299
roll here, baby Yeah, I don't know what we're

00:25:50.299 --> 00:25:53.500
doing. I'm gonna bring on our next guest here

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Congratulations have me 100th episode of me How

00:26:01.460 --> 00:26:07.200
excited are you guys very great? Thank you Can't

00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:10.640
you feel my excitement? Especially when you you

00:26:10.640 --> 00:26:17.630
did the magic trick and just I was saying to

00:26:17.630 --> 00:26:18.950
John earlier, I don't know. You probably may

00:26:18.950 --> 00:26:21.589
have heard me, but I said, I envy Gina because

00:26:21.589 --> 00:26:23.529
she got out of California. She's you're in Dallas,

00:26:23.529 --> 00:26:27.650
right? I am Dallas, Texas. I'm so happy here.

00:26:27.730 --> 00:26:30.750
I was in California for 17 years and I never

00:26:30.750 --> 00:26:33.359
thought I would leave. I moved there. from the

00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:37.960
East Coast, like you, Chad. And just when California

00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:41.000
was great, there was no place else I would ever

00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:43.240
want to be. It used to be a great place. I mean,

00:26:43.339 --> 00:26:45.519
in many ways it still is, but it's just it's

00:26:45.519 --> 00:26:48.539
being run into the ground. But yeah. Yeah. So

00:26:48.539 --> 00:26:53.180
it feels so good to be in Dallas now. And I really

00:26:53.180 --> 00:26:57.299
love it. Very cool. Talk to me about the weather

00:26:57.299 --> 00:26:59.740
there not to get too exciting here, but is it

00:26:59.740 --> 00:27:03.980
fucking dry heat crazy hot in the 90s and it's

00:27:03.980 --> 00:27:06.759
been considerably humid especially, you know

00:27:06.759 --> 00:27:09.519
coming from Southern California where and I mean

00:27:09.519 --> 00:27:12.380
it really is the perfect weather there However,

00:27:12.680 --> 00:27:15.039
I don't mind the heat. I hear it's going to get

00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:19.400
a lot more intense as we get more into the summer,

00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:22.460
like July and August. And I think it even goes

00:27:22.460 --> 00:27:25.059
into September, October here, like triple digits

00:27:25.059 --> 00:27:29.160
every day, no break, 100 million percent humidity.

00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:34.019
So I haven't been here for that yet. I guess

00:27:34.019 --> 00:27:36.599
talk to me in the fall and I'll let you know.

00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:40.420
But right now, I actually don't mind it. It's

00:27:40.420 --> 00:27:43.400
still pretty nice. The hottest show live every

00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:46.440
day was in Austin, Texas in 95 outside, obviously.

00:27:47.259 --> 00:27:50.259
And it was 100 degrees at night and about 100

00:27:50.259 --> 00:27:54.599
% humidity on stage. Holy fucking brutal. How'd

00:27:54.599 --> 00:27:59.009
you drum in that? Well, I had ice ice ice towels

00:27:59.009 --> 00:28:01.309
on me and it's like a big fan. I was just trying

00:28:01.309 --> 00:28:03.710
to like not overheat. It was it was a fucking

00:28:03.710 --> 00:28:07.369
crazy show. Holy nuts. Dude, I couldn't even

00:28:07.369 --> 00:28:09.849
imagine. So they had like fans or something trying

00:28:09.849 --> 00:28:12.250
to like not fans trying to blow you, but like

00:28:12.250 --> 00:28:17.970
real fans like things were happening. Yes. Yes.

00:28:18.589 --> 00:28:23.880
Show 100 folks comedy. Let's go. Gina, so happy

00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:25.339
to have you back on. I've been catching some

00:28:25.339 --> 00:28:27.299
of your drum videos. I did not know you were

00:28:27.299 --> 00:28:30.099
that talented. You're definitely progressing.

00:28:30.730 --> 00:28:34.369
I am. I love it. I just do it for fun. So once

00:28:34.369 --> 00:28:36.970
I kind of got settled here in Dallas, I am taking

00:28:36.970 --> 00:28:41.430
lessons again. And I shared the story with with

00:28:41.430 --> 00:28:44.029
both of you the last time I was a guest on your

00:28:44.029 --> 00:28:47.470
show. And it is the Chad Gracie that got me so

00:28:47.470 --> 00:28:49.809
fascinated with drums and drumming. And it just

00:28:49.809 --> 00:28:52.910
took me 20 years to finally fix and give it a

00:28:52.910 --> 00:28:59.369
go. I love it. That's great. For sure better

00:28:59.369 --> 00:29:02.549
late than never. You might have to give my my

00:29:02.549 --> 00:29:04.910
godson a drum lesson there, Gina. He's picking

00:29:04.910 --> 00:29:07.490
up the sticks now. Chad is his favorite drummer.

00:29:08.109 --> 00:29:11.349
The video is precious. It's so cool. I love that.

00:29:11.490 --> 00:29:13.630
It's so cool. That's right. He's so observant.

00:29:13.670 --> 00:29:15.589
He's like, eyes closed. And they're like, what

00:29:15.589 --> 00:29:18.089
are you talking about? And I'm up there like,

00:29:19.349 --> 00:29:22.069
that's great. You feel it. You just feel it.

00:29:23.730 --> 00:29:26.789
Yeah. You got to roll with it. So how are the

00:29:26.789 --> 00:29:29.529
people in Texas? That's probably like the best

00:29:29.529 --> 00:29:31.369
part of Texas, the people over there, the freedom.

00:29:31.369 --> 00:29:33.450
It's great. The people here, I mean, there definitely

00:29:33.450 --> 00:29:35.970
is that, I don't know if it's Southern hospitality

00:29:35.970 --> 00:29:38.730
or Texan, but definitely coming from living in

00:29:38.730 --> 00:29:41.230
LA, where wherever you would meet somebody, you

00:29:41.230 --> 00:29:43.309
just know they were looking at you like, hmm,

00:29:43.470 --> 00:29:45.250
you know, who do you know? What can you do for

00:29:45.250 --> 00:29:50.250
me? Yes. here in Dallas, it is the exact opposite.

00:29:50.529 --> 00:29:52.369
Like, oh, I need to introduce you to so -and

00:29:52.369 --> 00:29:54.390
-so. They would be, they would love, you know,

00:29:54.509 --> 00:29:57.150
your, your styling help or your, you know, who,

00:29:57.250 --> 00:29:59.650
who do you need to meet? And it's just, people

00:29:59.650 --> 00:30:02.509
are great here. It's really a really friendly

00:30:02.509 --> 00:30:05.109
place. It has a great vibe. There's a lot of

00:30:05.109 --> 00:30:07.509
different pockets of the city where you can get,

00:30:07.970 --> 00:30:11.750
you know, if you want something more like artsy

00:30:11.750 --> 00:30:15.730
or more urban or cosmopolitan, like it's not

00:30:15.730 --> 00:30:19.589
just It's really not country at all. Like, yeah,

00:30:20.250 --> 00:30:24.230
yeah. We we played in a bunch of times. There's

00:30:24.230 --> 00:30:25.950
a bunch of venues down there. So we played there

00:30:25.950 --> 00:30:28.190
a few times. Very cool neighborhood. Yeah, it

00:30:28.190 --> 00:30:34.349
is. Yes. So much history in that neck. Oh, right.

00:30:34.569 --> 00:30:39.410
With the JFK fascination. JFK. Yeah, the Alamo.

00:30:39.690 --> 00:30:42.960
Yeah. Oh, a lot. A lot going on there. So we

00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:44.799
just found out, I think a couple of weeks ago,

00:30:44.920 --> 00:30:48.319
Gene, I don't know if you know this, but JFK

00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:51.500
is still alive. That's what we were told. Well,

00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:54.799
JFK Jr. is still alive, and JFK was not assassinated.

00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:56.420
This is according to one of my guests, Nadine.

00:30:56.819 --> 00:31:01.079
So, yeah. One of our guests. Oh, we got a banger

00:31:01.079 --> 00:31:03.839
coming on, too, from Nadine's suggestion coming

00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:06.539
on July 1st. That'll be a fun episode. He's running

00:31:06.539 --> 00:31:09.279
for the sheriff of, I think, some part of Florida.

00:31:11.400 --> 00:31:15.640
heavily heavily into QAnon as well. But hip to

00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:17.160
the world, if you know what I'm saying. You'll

00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:19.339
see. Well, he's still running around. I'd love

00:31:19.339 --> 00:31:24.819
to meet him. Yeah. Hey, maybe you could maybe

00:31:24.819 --> 00:31:27.500
you could style the sheriff department if he

00:31:27.500 --> 00:31:30.099
gets over, you know, takes over. You could come

00:31:30.099 --> 00:31:33.660
up with some cool new uniforms. Yeah. And house

00:31:33.660 --> 00:31:38.059
rock on. Gina. No, I was just gonna just thank

00:31:38.059 --> 00:31:39.700
her for coming on and kind of move the show along

00:31:39.700 --> 00:31:41.519
get to another guest and like bring everybody

00:31:41.519 --> 00:31:43.519
on at the end, but I was gonna say how's business?

00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:47.500
It's great. Dallas actually is a is a perfect

00:31:47.500 --> 00:31:51.420
place for fashion and style, you know, both men

00:31:51.420 --> 00:31:56.240
and women still dress up to go out. So if you

00:31:56.240 --> 00:31:58.079
don't have that California casual thing going

00:31:58.079 --> 00:32:00.559
on here, right? I mean, California, everyone's

00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:03.480
really casual, no one really. Especially coastal

00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:06.759
California and all that and it's great and that's

00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:09.380
a lifestyle and that's authentic to them. But

00:32:09.380 --> 00:32:12.079
Dallas is also a great place. It's fun to get

00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:15.339
dressed up and go out. Very cool. Thank you for

00:32:15.339 --> 00:32:17.559
asking and thank you for having me. What an honor.

00:32:17.720 --> 00:32:21.660
Happy 100 to 100 more. Thank you. Thank you.

00:32:21.849 --> 00:32:24.210
Yes. Thank you, Gina. And we're going to come

00:32:24.210 --> 00:32:26.650
visit you out there. So hopefully we have an

00:32:26.650 --> 00:32:29.109
impact. Yeah. And then maybe Chad and I can finally

00:32:29.109 --> 00:32:31.849
do some drumming together. That's right. Amazing.

00:32:33.329 --> 00:32:37.569
Yes. Love it. The one and only Gina Morrell.

00:32:37.809 --> 00:32:40.750
Ladies and gentlemen, she was a fun, fun person.

00:32:41.390 --> 00:32:43.029
Glad she's doing well in Texas. That's awesome.

00:32:43.190 --> 00:32:46.150
I'm envious. I got to stay here for my friends.

00:32:49.630 --> 00:32:51.869
Couple more years couple more years. They're

00:32:51.869 --> 00:32:58.630
11. So seven Yeah That's it. That's it. Uh, we're

00:32:58.630 --> 00:33:00.869
gonna go somewhere fun, dude And this is gonna

00:33:00.869 --> 00:33:03.150
be a long one because I think it was our longest

00:33:03.150 --> 00:33:08.849
podcast ever. Hey, the way it is the only You

00:33:08.849 --> 00:33:12.769
were our longest podcast today and it was great

00:33:12.769 --> 00:33:15.059
we had friggin amazing time Thanks for coming

00:33:15.059 --> 00:33:19.759
back. Happy 100. And then I feel like I was so

00:33:19.759 --> 00:33:21.440
like, you know, just running off of the mouth

00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:24.440
about how great you are as a drummer and the

00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:27.019
work you did. But before we get started, I just

00:33:27.019 --> 00:33:32.940
have one question. Yes, sir. Sooner Rotolo's

00:33:32.940 --> 00:33:36.859
pizza. They hook you up. Don't start. Don't start.

00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:40.529
My bad. Give me the link. And I was like. Chad's

00:33:40.529 --> 00:33:43.109
gonna be mad that that is this boy's not here

00:33:43.109 --> 00:33:47.210
and your fault. My bad, bro. Yeah, my fault.

00:33:47.470 --> 00:33:49.170
I've been thinking about this the last couple

00:33:49.170 --> 00:33:54.210
days. Talk to me. This is for Chad. And John,

00:33:54.309 --> 00:33:59.410
I think you'll agree with me. Live should be

00:33:59.410 --> 00:34:04.089
in the Rock and Roll Hall fame. And and the gentleman

00:34:04.089 --> 00:34:07.230
in the Bass Pro Shop hat definitely deserves

00:34:08.080 --> 00:34:12.780
full -on induction and you know it did it didn't

00:34:12.780 --> 00:34:15.860
work with guns the way it should have but like

00:34:15.860 --> 00:34:19.000
you personally as a drummer have contributed

00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:24.059
so much to the drumming community that you should

00:34:24.059 --> 00:34:27.619
be recognized for your your your your efforts

00:34:27.619 --> 00:34:31.900
and your talent and so this is my one put chat

00:34:31.900 --> 00:34:34.210
over moment today Cause I'm pretty sure it's

00:34:34.210 --> 00:34:36.889
like a limited, limited, limited conversation,

00:34:37.329 --> 00:34:39.769
but you deserve to be in the rocker hall of fame.

00:34:40.170 --> 00:34:42.909
Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. It'd be great.

00:34:43.070 --> 00:34:46.530
I would, I would not say no to that. Yeah. Let's

00:34:46.530 --> 00:34:49.230
say we'll, we'll, we'll see you down the road

00:34:49.230 --> 00:34:53.269
if they, if we get nominated for it. Yeah. Yeah.

00:34:53.469 --> 00:34:56.059
Rod. I've called it numerous times, my man. I

00:34:56.059 --> 00:34:59.539
said that's going to be when we finally get the

00:34:59.539 --> 00:35:02.159
four original members from live back on stage,

00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:04.719
the latest because they're one hundred percent

00:35:04.719 --> 00:35:06.320
getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall

00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:09.179
of Fame. And of course, the original members

00:35:09.179 --> 00:35:13.219
have to perform when they do. So that is the

00:35:13.219 --> 00:35:15.820
latest. We will see one of the best bands ever

00:35:15.820 --> 00:35:18.719
rocking again. I mean, you're on my playlist

00:35:18.719 --> 00:35:22.409
every other day. There's something from. the

00:35:22.409 --> 00:35:25.670
first few records that always pop up. And thank

00:35:25.670 --> 00:35:31.789
you for making the video ghost. I love. Thank

00:35:31.789 --> 00:35:37.769
you. The groove and the span. That's just amazing.

00:35:38.710 --> 00:35:43.010
Thank you. Sexy song. And who is the background

00:35:43.010 --> 00:35:46.610
vocalist? What the hell was her name? She was

00:35:46.610 --> 00:35:50.480
she was an artist on. Yeah, Jennifer in a band

00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:53.739
on radioactive records. And so our president

00:35:53.739 --> 00:35:57.920
put her Jennifer. I looked it up earlier and

00:35:57.920 --> 00:36:00.780
like, you know, I'd probably need more caffeine,

00:36:00.980 --> 00:36:05.820
but just she that little bit of what she did

00:36:05.820 --> 00:36:09.099
just made that song even more sexy, in my opinion.

00:36:09.500 --> 00:36:11.900
Like, yeah, sexy. And like your voice is really

00:36:11.900 --> 00:36:17.969
haunting and sick. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. I can't

00:36:17.969 --> 00:36:19.750
tell you how many times I've jerked off to that

00:36:19.750 --> 00:36:26.110
song. I'm just saying, uh, didn't, didn't, didn't

00:36:26.110 --> 00:36:29.250
chat already get on you about watching your mouth.

00:36:29.250 --> 00:36:31.829
He's listening. I just, I just, I just saw the,

00:36:31.829 --> 00:36:36.210
uh, the, the real time, uh, post comments. Come

00:36:36.210 --> 00:36:40.960
on now. She gave me a carte blanche to go wacky

00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:43.639
on this show. She said John show 100. Let's go.

00:36:43.699 --> 00:36:47.199
Your mouth has no filter today. All right. It's

00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:51.280
your show. I'm just I'm just a guest. Look at

00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:54.019
me lying to to you on the stage. What's going

00:36:54.019 --> 00:36:56.920
on, man? How's Memphis kickboxing? Yeah, actually,

00:36:56.960 --> 00:37:00.840
I'm going to teach five thirty today and some

00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:05.079
classes tomorrow. getting ready to go to New

00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:09.139
York to do the other Anton's 50th anniversary

00:37:09.139 --> 00:37:12.280
performance. Oh, yeah, that's right. You're in

00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:13.920
you're in New York. OK, it's at the Lincoln Center.

00:37:14.300 --> 00:37:17.780
It's Sunday. I'm fast, dude. This Sunday. I come

00:37:17.780 --> 00:37:22.260
in Saturday. I think through LaGuardia and there's

00:37:22.260 --> 00:37:27.800
something going on into that night. Well, damn

00:37:27.800 --> 00:37:30.079
it, dude. I wish I would have known earlier.

00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:35.400
I would be there, bro. What time does it start?

00:37:35.860 --> 00:37:39.980
I have worked till 6 .30. Yeah, I think it starts

00:37:39.980 --> 00:37:44.219
around 7 .30. I work for the Lord. I have a chapel

00:37:44.219 --> 00:37:53.400
over on Barnacat Bay. Thank you, sir. Thank you.

00:37:54.260 --> 00:37:56.739
Pulling back. I'm not going to go far with that.

00:37:56.739 --> 00:37:59.679
I'm just gonna let John have it. Slim Shady.

00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:03.840
But no, 730. Jimmy Vaughn is going to be there.

00:38:04.760 --> 00:38:08.659
Sue Foley, Benny Turner. I'm playing double drums

00:38:08.659 --> 00:38:12.219
with Jay Moeller. This is again a continuation

00:38:12.219 --> 00:38:14.900
of what we did in April. We filmed an episode

00:38:14.900 --> 00:38:19.340
of Boston City Limits. Nice. Jimmy and Benny

00:38:19.340 --> 00:38:22.719
Turner, Bobby Rush and Kingfish and Grace Bowers.

00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:27.539
Dude, she rocks on guitar. Grace Bowers. Yeah,

00:38:27.800 --> 00:38:31.320
she's like a young kid, like 18. That's gonna

00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:33.820
like, oh, wow, terror, terrorize the world on

00:38:33.820 --> 00:38:37.949
guitar. Dude Rod, I'm really upset that I'm not

00:38:37.949 --> 00:38:39.769
then I'm gonna miss this dude. I wish I would

00:38:39.769 --> 00:38:41.329
have known earlier, dude I would have I would

00:38:41.329 --> 00:38:43.630
have like figured out a way to take off, but

00:38:43.630 --> 00:38:53.090
I can't just like call out now and be like you

00:38:53.090 --> 00:38:55.670
know i won't be able to come to work sunday rotolo

00:38:55.670 --> 00:38:59.469
got stick hey what's going on with you chad you

00:38:59.469 --> 00:39:01.510
got anything in the studio are you working are

00:39:01.510 --> 00:39:04.010
you got any new music for me to steal ideas from

00:39:04.010 --> 00:39:09.070
i'm sorry inspiration we all we all borrow and

00:39:09.070 --> 00:39:11.309
steal from each other right all right all right

00:39:11.309 --> 00:39:13.530
i mean i'm i'm gonna make more i'm going back

00:39:13.530 --> 00:39:16.150
in july with my kids too so i'll make more drum

00:39:16.150 --> 00:39:18.130
videos but i have one more video to come out

00:39:18.130 --> 00:39:20.510
it's called an appetite from the gracious tube

00:39:20.510 --> 00:39:24.960
and You know, Chad, Taylor and I have been talking

00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:27.659
about maybe doing some stuff, so we'll see if

00:39:27.659 --> 00:39:32.059
that comes to fruition. But breaking news, breaking

00:39:32.059 --> 00:39:34.719
news. You have the best height man and Rotolo.

00:39:34.780 --> 00:39:38.699
You know that, right? Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, between

00:39:38.699 --> 00:39:46.289
him and Bill, I got to do great. Yeah. Dude the

00:39:46.289 --> 00:39:48.510
sky's the limit man. Not many podcasts get the

00:39:48.510 --> 00:39:51.590
show 100 and not many podcasts get the show 100

00:39:51.590 --> 00:39:54.530
on a trajectory Like we are on right now. Mr.

00:39:54.690 --> 00:39:57.889
Rod blend. We've had special guests like you

00:39:57.889 --> 00:40:00.989
Gina Like the full gamut of people man. It's

00:40:00.989 --> 00:40:03.329
just it's just picking up the audience is growing

00:40:03.329 --> 00:40:05.409
people are spreading the word It's just a fun

00:40:05.409 --> 00:40:09.309
time. That's great continued success Hopefully

00:40:09.309 --> 00:40:14.900
I will be around for episode 200 300. No, you

00:40:14.900 --> 00:40:17.000
are speaking of 100. Yeah, this is the year BB

00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:22.340
King's centennial. He had been 100. And we're

00:40:22.340 --> 00:40:25.199
doing some stuff in conjunction with the museum

00:40:25.199 --> 00:40:28.920
here in Memphis. The museum's in his home state

00:40:28.920 --> 00:40:31.659
of Mississippi, but they're doing a hologram

00:40:31.659 --> 00:40:35.940
show and director of museum showed me like a

00:40:35.940 --> 00:40:40.230
little bit of footage for an ad they did. Scared

00:40:40.230 --> 00:40:41.969
the shit out of me as a deer turn this off. I

00:40:41.969 --> 00:40:45.590
can't I can't deal with this right now So, you

00:40:45.590 --> 00:40:47.650
know, there's gonna they did a show in Chicago

00:40:47.650 --> 00:40:52.670
in June for the Blues Fest and I think everyone's

00:40:52.670 --> 00:40:56.590
like playing basically with the in ears live

00:40:56.590 --> 00:41:00.090
With what this Wow, that's what I've been told.

00:41:00.090 --> 00:41:02.909
I'm looking forward to this It's gonna be like

00:41:02.909 --> 00:41:07.099
a street fest in Memphis on Beale I'm going to

00:41:07.099 --> 00:41:09.800
put together a project to play a few songs. One

00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:13.139
of them I know I want to do because no one in

00:41:13.139 --> 00:41:15.780
Memphis does it. When Love Comes to Town, the

00:41:15.780 --> 00:41:20.059
U2 song they did. That's a great song. When Bebe

00:41:20.059 --> 00:41:22.940
used to do it with Boss, it was like rapid fire.

00:41:23.119 --> 00:41:29.329
One, two, three, four. I'm like, whoa. So we're

00:41:29.329 --> 00:41:31.909
going to take the original Sun Studio recorded

00:41:31.909 --> 00:41:35.130
version, like nice and mellow, nice little groove.

00:41:36.690 --> 00:41:40.190
That's cool. I was going to say that, yo, I remember

00:41:40.190 --> 00:41:41.949
there was a bunch of hologram concerts going

00:41:41.949 --> 00:41:44.170
on a bunch of years ago, like maybe 10 years

00:41:44.170 --> 00:41:47.670
ago. I'm sure that technology has freaking progressed

00:41:47.670 --> 00:41:54.110
into something. I'm afraid as to like how eerily

00:41:54.110 --> 00:41:58.590
cool it's going to be. I think it was, Tupac

00:41:58.590 --> 00:42:02.309
that had a kind of hologram show. Yeah, the first

00:42:02.309 --> 00:42:05.570
one. So, yeah, you know, there's no telling.

00:42:06.510 --> 00:42:09.510
They made Tupac a little too jacked as a hologram,

00:42:09.590 --> 00:42:11.909
though. I got to say, like, his arms were fucking

00:42:11.909 --> 00:42:19.030
jacked. Like yours, Rod. Yeah. Yeah, don't make

00:42:19.030 --> 00:42:22.170
me flex on what they're getting. I got to take

00:42:22.170 --> 00:42:26.579
these to ATC and move some weight. Bum bum bum

00:42:26.579 --> 00:42:27.920
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

00:42:27.920 --> 00:42:28.460
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

00:42:28.460 --> 00:42:29.000
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:29.000
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:29.000
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:52.550
bum bum Little bit brother. I mean, you know

00:42:52.550 --> 00:42:54.610
in my in weight class in my weight class I can't

00:42:54.610 --> 00:42:58.050
take on anybody above but yeah, I'm little type

00:42:58.050 --> 00:43:00.789
of machine coffin was still here you two could

00:43:00.789 --> 00:43:06.070
be tag team and the WWE This would be great Chad

00:43:06.070 --> 00:43:10.349
and I would be either the announced team or or

00:43:10.349 --> 00:43:13.230
one of us would be like the the Jimmy Hart or

00:43:13.230 --> 00:43:17.110
Bobby the brain for you to It'd be just like

00:43:17.110 --> 00:43:20.030
a shit show It'd be the greatest thing ever.

00:43:20.070 --> 00:43:23.670
Rock on. Sounds fun to me. Would I play like

00:43:23.670 --> 00:43:26.349
would I play the villain or the good guy? What

00:43:26.349 --> 00:43:28.030
do you think here? You gotta be the villain.

00:43:28.389 --> 00:43:30.969
You gotta be a chicken shit heel. The guy that

00:43:30.969 --> 00:43:34.090
like as soon as his back is turned, you run,

00:43:34.510 --> 00:43:36.869
waffle him in the back and run and like go hide

00:43:36.869 --> 00:43:39.449
in the corner. Or when the referee catches you

00:43:39.449 --> 00:43:42.550
doing something, you go, no, I didn't do that.

00:43:44.110 --> 00:43:48.219
Come on. Not me. Look at this. Come on now. It

00:43:48.219 --> 00:43:51.500
was AI. It was hologram. Then you'll say it was

00:43:51.500 --> 00:43:56.659
Rod. Rod did it. Rod. Blame it. Yes. Rod and

00:43:56.659 --> 00:43:58.920
I get confused all the time. Sometimes I have

00:43:58.920 --> 00:44:01.239
hair, sometimes I don't. We both wear glasses.

00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:06.460
It's a thing. We like pizza. I love it. Yes,

00:44:06.780 --> 00:44:09.280
dude. I'm telling you, dude, if you go into Ratolo's

00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:11.440
Pizza and do not get that free freaking pizza

00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:14.159
for life, man, something's going wrong. Even

00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:16.679
though I know a girl that's a GM of two of the

00:44:16.679 --> 00:44:19.119
stores, let's just go ahead and say something's

00:44:19.119 --> 00:44:20.920
wrong. Cause they ain't been nothing free, but

00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:23.480
grief from one of the bartenders. Hi, if you're

00:44:23.480 --> 00:44:30.179
watching. So as we all have known for years,

00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:33.780
New York city has been the pizza Mecca capital.

00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:37.420
Where are you sending me? Uh, I got two and a

00:44:37.420 --> 00:44:41.420
half days to completely not give a crap about

00:44:41.420 --> 00:44:45.230
my diet. You know, been trying to get down to

00:44:45.230 --> 00:44:48.429
25. So where am I going to have cheat days? Got

00:44:48.429 --> 00:44:50.949
to have cheat days. They're called cheat. Well,

00:44:50.989 --> 00:44:54.710
hold on. I found that's fine. She we always Iraq

00:44:54.710 --> 00:44:56.829
would call them a case of the fuck. It's sorry,

00:44:57.230 --> 00:45:04.989
Mother Gracie. I apologize. She's a she gave

00:45:04.989 --> 00:45:15.369
us car blinds. You don't know me. True No, but

00:45:15.369 --> 00:45:18.329
I heard that New Haven Connecticut is now the

00:45:18.329 --> 00:45:21.190
pizza capital of the world and if you're like

00:45:21.190 --> 00:45:24.590
me my mind was blown like New Haven I don't know

00:45:24.590 --> 00:45:26.550
anything good that comes out of Connecticut.

00:45:26.650 --> 00:45:29.750
No, no offense. You're right the men and women

00:45:29.750 --> 00:45:32.469
of Connecticut, but like What are they known

00:45:32.469 --> 00:45:37.019
for? Exactly. That was my thought when I was

00:45:37.019 --> 00:45:39.179
here and I'm like New Haven, Connecticut. I didn't

00:45:39.179 --> 00:45:41.280
even know there was a they were on the map to

00:45:41.280 --> 00:45:44.099
be honest. But now all of a sudden, I think his

00:45:44.099 --> 00:45:47.139
high scores in New Haven, New Haven at one of

00:45:47.139 --> 00:45:49.119
those places. I forget the name of it. But well,

00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:50.840
where's where's he going to go in New York, John?

00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:53.119
You got to he's asking you for advice. Yeah,

00:45:53.539 --> 00:45:55.400
it's not like you text me on a regular basis.

00:45:56.079 --> 00:46:00.019
Tell me, dude. Right when you get out of the

00:46:00.019 --> 00:46:02.579
Port Authority, dude, there's a 7 -Eleven right

00:46:02.579 --> 00:46:05.739
on the corner there that has the best pizza.

00:46:05.739 --> 00:46:09.940
I've heard so far in it, dude. New. Yes, borrows.

00:46:10.019 --> 00:46:12.900
That's right, dude. We used to have them all.

00:46:13.139 --> 00:46:16.579
Exactly. I'm good. I'm good on all the. I was

00:46:16.579 --> 00:46:18.340
just I just went to this mall here in Mission

00:46:18.340 --> 00:46:20.119
Viejo. They're putting us a borrows and I was

00:46:20.119 --> 00:46:22.960
like, what the fuck? This is from the 80s and

00:46:22.960 --> 00:46:25.139
90s like they finally just give us some borrows

00:46:25.139 --> 00:46:27.960
here in california I thought that that company

00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:32.119
uh, it's like folded I'm looking at this comment

00:46:32.119 --> 00:46:37.260
here. It says john's a grower not a shower And

00:46:37.260 --> 00:46:40.219
that is the truth bro preach it to the choir

00:46:40.219 --> 00:46:45.280
man this this is You have you have the damnedest

00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:50.619
broadcast you two You know how we roll here Rod,

00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:52.820
can I say this? When are you going to come on

00:46:52.820 --> 00:46:54.599
for another full appearance, dude? Because we

00:46:54.599 --> 00:46:57.079
got to go legendary like we did last time, dude.

00:46:57.260 --> 00:46:59.059
Like, seriously, we had such a blast with you,

00:46:59.079 --> 00:47:01.039
dude, that we need to do this, not like rapid

00:47:01.039 --> 00:47:02.659
style like we're doing. And we got to sit you

00:47:02.659 --> 00:47:04.380
down for another two hours. Should I get a hold

00:47:04.380 --> 00:47:06.980
of me? Whenever you're available and I'm available,

00:47:07.380 --> 00:47:10.280
it'd be my honor to come back and talk with you

00:47:10.280 --> 00:47:14.139
two. Let's do this dude. We're gonna send you

00:47:14.139 --> 00:47:16.380
some dates after the show man. I forgot how much

00:47:16.380 --> 00:47:19.760
fun you are, man Seriously, dude, I want I want

00:47:19.760 --> 00:47:34.320
to sit here and split with you all day That's

00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:39.429
a good shirt all day Rod, tell them again this

00:47:39.429 --> 00:47:41.030
Sunday where they could check you out in New

00:47:41.030 --> 00:47:42.989
York City, dude. And I'm sorry. I can't be there.

00:47:43.130 --> 00:47:45.989
Please. Let me know next time sooner. I'm sorry.

00:47:46.150 --> 00:47:48.150
I apologize. I will be at the Lincoln Center

00:47:48.150 --> 00:47:51.670
with the Anton's 50th anniversary featuring Jimmy

00:47:51.670 --> 00:47:54.809
Vaughn and Sue Foley, Benny Turner and a host

00:47:54.809 --> 00:47:57.869
of other musicians and singers and Mike Buck

00:47:57.869 --> 00:47:59.750
is playing drums. J Mueller's playing drums.

00:47:59.750 --> 00:48:02.670
I'm going to play drums and they figure out some

00:48:02.670 --> 00:48:06.400
to do. Notice how I censored myself. Good job.

00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:09.880
Good job. Let's go. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.

00:48:10.079 --> 00:48:12.119
I'm asking Bill where the best pizza in New York

00:48:12.119 --> 00:48:15.199
is. Oh, all right. Cool. Yeah. He says, he says

00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:20.860
John's on Bleecker. John Pepe. John's on Bleecker.

00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:24.420
All right. Cool. Or Angelo's. Or Angelo's. Yeah.

00:48:24.420 --> 00:48:28.360
Cool. I'm typing this up now. All right. Bleecker.

00:48:28.500 --> 00:48:30.760
I think that's the village rod. Be good, my man.

00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:32.219
We're getting you on so I'm gonna send you some

00:48:32.219 --> 00:48:34.039
dates after the show, dude. Thank you so much,

00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:38.579
dude. The one and only Rod Blaine. Ladies and

00:48:38.579 --> 00:48:41.239
gentlemen, Detroit pizza is the best. Come on,

00:48:41.400 --> 00:48:44.820
Detroit style. Jamie, she's a comedian, dude.

00:48:44.820 --> 00:48:48.639
Don't listen to her. And look who we have here.

00:48:48.699 --> 00:48:51.340
Why do we not have Mr. Chad Taylor come on and

00:48:51.340 --> 00:48:54.539
say hello for episode 100? Thank you, Mr. Taylor.

00:48:55.940 --> 00:48:57.980
He might be working. Dude, you want me to do

00:48:57.980 --> 00:49:01.460
that live, bro? I was going to say, you can't

00:49:01.460 --> 00:49:04.980
distract me like that live. Come on now. All

00:49:04.980 --> 00:49:06.300
of a sudden, this show will go off the rails.

00:49:07.699 --> 00:49:10.260
There we go. Tupac was one pock. Didn't he lose

00:49:10.260 --> 00:49:12.800
one of his balls in a gunfight? Jamie Michelle

00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:16.559
with the stinger. We freaking love you, Jamie.

00:49:16.679 --> 00:49:18.400
Well, you should be on this show, by the way.

00:49:18.400 --> 00:49:22.559
Why did we not send you a link? I see my man

00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:24.940
about like, what do you think we talk about?

00:49:25.739 --> 00:49:29.809
Just go with the flow, man. A flow. Exactly.

00:49:30.210 --> 00:49:32.329
You ready for this, Chad? You're for off -the

00:49:32.329 --> 00:49:38.130
-wall conversation. Mr. Blaster Joe, what's going

00:49:38.130 --> 00:49:41.610
on? So this dude we met on Happy Gilmore 2 set.

00:49:41.789 --> 00:49:46.190
We were extras on there. Well, I met him on the

00:49:46.190 --> 00:49:48.150
subway when I was an extra in Text of the City

00:49:48.150 --> 00:49:51.210
and then he got a part on there. I met him while

00:49:51.210 --> 00:49:54.050
I was blowing a dude behind the subbusters. No,

00:49:54.130 --> 00:49:56.829
go ahead. I'm sorry, Joe. I remember we met in

00:49:56.829 --> 00:50:00.969
Union Square bathroom. And yeah, I had a hard

00:50:00.969 --> 00:50:08.469
time zipping up and you gave me some yeah Don't

00:50:08.469 --> 00:50:11.090
confuse me with your father there Joe with something

00:50:11.090 --> 00:50:16.510
about Mary Incident where gets the nuts tied

00:50:16.510 --> 00:50:22.010
in the zipper Pretty much he had something back

00:50:22.010 --> 00:50:23.969
back there that he already had from something

00:50:23.969 --> 00:50:31.369
else he did earlier in the day Wait, Joe, let

00:50:31.369 --> 00:50:34.090
me start this off, dude, because so again, we

00:50:34.090 --> 00:50:37.110
met in New York City and then he I got him a

00:50:37.110 --> 00:50:39.550
little part and happy Gilmore, too. But this

00:50:39.550 --> 00:50:42.449
guy has me cracking up like two days ago, Chad.

00:50:42.809 --> 00:50:45.389
He's been talking to me about doing a podcast

00:50:45.389 --> 00:50:47.869
separate from this one. And we were kind of like

00:50:47.869 --> 00:50:50.550
spit bowling ideas about shit. And I'm like,

00:50:50.989 --> 00:50:53.150
he was he had me dying laughing for probably

00:50:53.150 --> 00:50:56.320
about an hour and a half, two nights ago. So,

00:50:56.320 --> 00:50:58.539
Joe, don't slow down on me here, dude. Keep it

00:50:58.539 --> 00:51:02.440
up, man. Talk about your gay dad's favorite band.

00:51:02.579 --> 00:51:06.699
What was it? The Village People, dude. Seriously,

00:51:06.760 --> 00:51:11.980
this is... I don't know. I mean, I've been in

00:51:11.980 --> 00:51:15.000
this right -wing echo chamber for, what, 45 minutes,

00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:18.659
and I can't believe I haven't vomited yet. I

00:51:18.659 --> 00:51:21.280
mean, you guys get all over global warming and...

00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:23.679
You're going to have a QAnon guest on soon. I

00:51:23.679 --> 00:51:26.920
mean, what the hell? We already had her on. Why

00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:28.679
don't you start doing adrenochrome right in front

00:51:28.679 --> 00:51:31.719
of me? Hey, if I can mainline that shit, I would.

00:51:32.179 --> 00:51:34.539
You know? Yeah, you're in the Hollywood industry,

00:51:34.900 --> 00:51:37.400
basically. I mean, have you ever seen anybody

00:51:37.400 --> 00:51:41.460
do it? Me personally, no. Yeah. But you've seen

00:51:41.460 --> 00:51:43.880
somebody do adrenochrome. No, I've never seen

00:51:43.880 --> 00:51:46.869
anybody do adrenochrome. Exactly. Listen, dude,

00:51:46.909 --> 00:51:49.429
we're mainlining a dream from every day of the

00:51:49.429 --> 00:51:51.949
week. We're also sucking the blood from babies.

00:51:52.030 --> 00:51:54.329
That's what we do on this right wing podcast.

00:51:55.489 --> 00:51:57.750
Wouldn't surprise me. You know, you probably

00:51:57.750 --> 00:52:02.289
got stashed. Joe's a little one of them. Joe's

00:52:02.289 --> 00:52:05.929
a little lefty from a little state called Louisiana.

00:52:06.250 --> 00:52:08.050
That's where his accent comes from. Right, Joe?

00:52:08.130 --> 00:52:12.610
I'm from St. Louis, Missouri. Oh, you know, my

00:52:12.610 --> 00:52:16.059
dad is like 90. Five thousand degrees out there

00:52:16.059 --> 00:52:18.500
and you guys act like this is all just happening

00:52:18.500 --> 00:52:22.400
because of some planet shift No, if we all got

00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:26.719
You know like John FK jr. Said five years ago

00:52:26.719 --> 00:52:30.780
if gasoline cost 14 something a gallon Then we'd

00:52:30.780 --> 00:52:33.420
all be forced to buy EVs and that'd be great

00:52:33.420 --> 00:52:37.639
for the for the climate You know for his bank

00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:43.110
account. No The only problem is, we don't have

00:52:43.110 --> 00:52:44.889
enough electricity in the country to run all

00:52:44.889 --> 00:52:47.690
those EVs. No one's building new plants. That's

00:52:47.690 --> 00:52:51.150
right. How do we do this? How does it work? Yo,

00:52:51.230 --> 00:52:53.969
here's a serious thing, though. Elon Musk said

00:52:53.969 --> 00:52:57.590
that he could do with 100 square miles that he

00:52:57.590 --> 00:53:00.309
could power the entire United States with solar

00:53:00.309 --> 00:53:03.610
energy, 100 square mile radius of solar energy.

00:53:03.929 --> 00:53:06.329
I thought that was brilliant. And why is that

00:53:06.329 --> 00:53:08.440
not being done? Here's the problem with it. The

00:53:08.440 --> 00:53:10.300
lefties will block him from doing it because

00:53:10.300 --> 00:53:17.619
It takes up too much land there's a tortoise

00:53:17.619 --> 00:53:39.000
that's gonna be killed Well, right now the UK

00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:42.900
is doing post -op in clouds with aluminum. Yeah,

00:53:43.079 --> 00:53:46.739
that's going to work out well. Well, it was awfully

00:53:46.739 --> 00:53:48.920
cool the last couple of months. I think that

00:53:48.920 --> 00:53:52.500
had something to do with it. I was like, all

00:53:52.500 --> 00:53:56.480
right, way to go, UK. Saving the world from us.

00:53:56.780 --> 00:54:02.760
Let's block out the sun. Exactly. I mean, I think

00:54:02.760 --> 00:54:05.360
the sun is fake. Anyway, dude, I'm going on a

00:54:05.360 --> 00:54:08.079
flat Earth. Dave's path here. We're in a firmament

00:54:08.079 --> 00:54:11.920
fucking and hard. We never asked Dave about about

00:54:11.920 --> 00:54:14.440
the climate and how and how that goes with flat

00:54:14.440 --> 00:54:18.420
Earth. How the fuck does that all work? Very

00:54:18.420 --> 00:54:20.539
true. Well, you know what it is, Chad? I think

00:54:20.539 --> 00:54:22.739
he's probably one of those guests that's probably

00:54:22.739 --> 00:54:24.599
like a one and done because he could get all

00:54:24.599 --> 00:54:26.900
his like facts out in real time. But like if

00:54:26.900 --> 00:54:28.480
you brought him on a second time and we could

00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:30.800
debunk him like in real time, I don't think you'd

00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:34.840
be as as like cool of a storyteller agenda. I

00:54:34.840 --> 00:54:37.019
mean, like a whole presentation ready to go.

00:54:37.119 --> 00:54:41.260
I was like, oh, my God. Me either. This guy had

00:54:41.260 --> 00:54:44.019
a laser fucking pointer and everything, man.

00:54:44.099 --> 00:54:45.960
Joe, you missed the show. It was crazy. Really?

00:54:59.420 --> 00:55:02.179
Yes, you got it right I'm a boy so you got the

00:55:02.179 --> 00:55:08.599
gender right I'm hung like a 40 year old man

00:55:08.599 --> 00:55:10.780
though if you know what I'm saying my third leg

00:55:10.780 --> 00:55:20.489
is They are throw them over my shoulder like

00:55:20.489 --> 00:55:23.489
a continental soldier. Do your balls hang low?

00:55:31.269 --> 00:55:46.110
For sure when you get scared your balls Now we've

00:55:46.110 --> 00:55:48.409
gone to personal attacks see because we have

00:55:48.409 --> 00:55:53.449
no argument Joe, you know, we love you. It's

00:55:53.449 --> 00:55:56.730
all jokes here my man Tell them about your latest

00:55:56.730 --> 00:55:58.570
terrorist plot. Where do you planning to blow

00:55:58.570 --> 00:56:06.610
up next? He's a sleeper. So I knew it What Tesla

00:56:06.610 --> 00:56:08.880
shop do you want to blow up? To save the planet.

00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:10.579
Somebody's going to swat it tonight and it's

00:56:10.579 --> 00:56:14.340
not going to be me. Oh snap. No, please don't

00:56:14.340 --> 00:56:18.000
do that. Okay, John. Get ready for it. Get ready

00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:20.239
for everything. Dude, this is what I was... They

00:56:20.239 --> 00:56:23.099
can get you, you know. Better not get jumpy.

00:56:24.699 --> 00:56:27.019
Red team go, red team go. You heard who's about

00:56:27.019 --> 00:56:29.139
to swap me. Send the police. Send the police.

00:56:29.380 --> 00:56:31.400
Just do it. I'll admit it. You know, that's a

00:56:31.400 --> 00:56:34.500
lefty thing. Yeah. And I'm not too proud to do

00:56:34.500 --> 00:56:37.280
it. I don't know where the good man. You are

00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:39.440
a proud boy, though. You know, make sure people

00:56:39.440 --> 00:56:42.699
don't know that. But you even locked down. Right.

00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:45.300
Yeah, we got to watch out for wackos like you,

00:56:45.420 --> 00:56:48.719
you know. Threatening, swatting us, we got to

00:56:48.719 --> 00:56:50.940
we got to make sure our address is unknown here.

00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:55.460
Ladies and gentlemen, Joe, tell them where you're

00:56:55.460 --> 00:56:58.019
going to be debuting next. What movie is coming

00:56:58.019 --> 00:57:01.400
out that you were starring in July 20th or June

00:57:01.400 --> 00:57:06.900
24th? in their improv jam. Sweet. Yeah. Nice.

00:57:07.659 --> 00:57:10.280
You should come too. Are you going to do more

00:57:10.280 --> 00:57:12.980
of this dry stick humor that you got going on

00:57:12.980 --> 00:57:17.960
here? You just don't get it. No, I'm not. I'm

00:57:17.960 --> 00:57:24.760
going to be talking lefty politics. Sweet. So

00:57:24.760 --> 00:57:28.079
you'll be talking to getting very singalongs

00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:31.780
and, you know, just be a very joyful, compassionate.

00:57:33.360 --> 00:57:36.940
Improv show. Well, let's see if we will get a

00:57:36.940 --> 00:57:38.400
source to send some people out there that are

00:57:38.400 --> 00:57:40.500
paid. You know, right. Jokes are unimportant

00:57:40.500 --> 00:57:45.340
here. It's just really about. That's right. Content.

00:57:46.199 --> 00:57:52.119
Enjoy. Joe, you got to release the tight stick

00:57:52.119 --> 00:57:55.059
that's up your ass, my man and realize that the

00:57:55.059 --> 00:57:58.280
right side is the best side. Yes. You know, I.

00:57:59.679 --> 00:58:02.239
You know, I come from an all right wing family

00:58:02.239 --> 00:58:04.719
and all I do is I get on the phone we just argue

00:58:04.719 --> 00:58:11.360
so Everybody come on your dad's favorite band.

00:58:11.360 --> 00:58:21.840
I'm going with you Chad have you ever heard of

00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:24.679
somebody's favorite band being the village people

00:58:24.679 --> 00:58:26.820
dude? This is what got me laughing with Joe the

00:58:26.820 --> 00:58:28.760
other night He was telling me that his father's

00:58:28.760 --> 00:58:31.719
favorite band was the village people and I'm

00:58:31.719 --> 00:58:33.760
like, dude Maybe your dad needs to come out of

00:58:33.760 --> 00:58:36.159
the closet because nobody's favorite band is

00:58:36.159 --> 00:58:56.420
the village people My grandfather my grandfather

00:58:56.420 --> 00:58:59.159
liked Frankie Lane do I think he smoked some

00:58:59.159 --> 00:59:01.260
poles here and there I don't know but the village

00:59:01.260 --> 00:59:11.179
people dude come on In the army was don't don't

00:59:11.179 --> 00:59:13.420
ask don't tell that's why he liked the Navy that

00:59:13.420 --> 00:59:19.800
was their policy for a long time Even though

00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:22.579
I know guys behind closed doors. Oh, you are.

00:59:22.739 --> 00:59:25.860
Yeah. Yeah, man. I don't I don't mind it. I'll

00:59:25.860 --> 00:59:28.039
take one of the tailpipe one of them out. It's

00:59:28.039 --> 00:59:32.179
all Americans in Congress. Just gay as can be.

00:59:32.260 --> 00:59:35.400
You know, Lindsey Graham was AOC. You got Lindsey

00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:37.099
Graham's not gay. What are you talking about?

00:59:37.260 --> 00:59:41.179
Oh, sure. Whatever you're saying, Joe, is your

00:59:41.179 --> 00:59:45.409
number still 911 already then? Joe, let them

00:59:45.409 --> 00:59:47.389
know. Can they find you at the where Brooklyn

00:59:47.389 --> 00:59:52.409
Comedy? The Brooklyn Comedy Collective. Yes,

00:59:52.550 --> 00:59:54.010
you're going to be there tonight, improvving

00:59:54.010 --> 00:59:58.070
it up. No, well, not. Oh, I thought you said

00:59:58.070 --> 01:00:01.610
that. Yes, but no. Got it. Gotcha. More just

01:00:01.610 --> 01:00:06.130
preaching, you know, the good word of far leftism.

01:00:06.130 --> 01:00:08.329
Oh, so you're becoming a priest. Might make people

01:00:08.329 --> 01:00:12.269
laugh. I knew you were. It's not the point. Yeah,

01:00:12.429 --> 01:00:15.690
what is the point? He's got to pour the Kool

01:00:15.690 --> 01:00:22.409
-Aid out. Just spreading positivity, joy, compassion,

01:00:23.349 --> 01:00:25.670
hugs all around. We gotta keep the terrorists

01:00:25.670 --> 01:00:28.610
in the country. Everyone's equal except you guys.

01:00:28.949 --> 01:00:32.869
You just spread hate and inequality. No, how

01:00:32.869 --> 01:00:35.570
dare you, dude? We've joked around on the show,

01:00:35.670 --> 01:00:36.289
but we've spread love and truth. We gotta keep

01:00:36.289 --> 01:00:37.849
all these terrorists in the country, man. We

01:00:37.849 --> 01:00:43.929
can't get them out. The one and only blast star

01:00:43.929 --> 01:00:45.670
Joe. Thank you for your appearance here, dude.

01:00:45.750 --> 01:00:48.489
We'll have you on in the future It was fun. You

01:00:48.489 --> 01:00:51.570
want to say Goodbye to the great. I know cuz

01:00:51.570 --> 01:00:53.389
they're just like you a bunch of right -wing

01:00:53.389 --> 01:01:02.150
nut jobs And the one and only Joe there He's

01:01:02.150 --> 01:01:05.230
fun. He's fun, dude. I don't know if he's serious

01:01:05.230 --> 01:01:07.250
I don't know if he's joking but dude he had me

01:01:07.250 --> 01:01:09.670
crying laughing for about an hour and a half

01:01:09.670 --> 01:01:13.079
two days ago And a lot of my jokes were about

01:01:13.079 --> 01:01:16.059
his gay father fucking loving the village people

01:01:16.059 --> 01:01:18.280
as their favorite band. I'm like, dude, if that

01:01:18.280 --> 01:01:20.659
was your dad's favorite band and your mother

01:01:20.659 --> 01:01:22.840
and father are no longer together, he might want

01:01:22.840 --> 01:01:24.920
to tell you. I guess Trump saving grace is, you

01:01:24.920 --> 01:01:32.699
know, fucking. Exactly. That dude's probably

01:01:32.699 --> 01:01:34.679
listening to the village people having her dress

01:01:34.679 --> 01:01:37.059
like a dress up in those costumes. That's funny.

01:01:37.389 --> 01:01:40.230
That was great. Oh, let's keep it moving. Fun

01:01:40.230 --> 01:01:46.050
show. Troy, go, go, go, go, Garmin. What are

01:01:46.050 --> 01:01:49.210
we doing? What up, brother? Oh, look at the sundogs.

01:01:50.010 --> 01:01:53.969
Hey, hey. Look at that angle now. It's bright.

01:01:58.349 --> 01:02:00.170
Oh, Troy, you're breaking up, brother. You got

01:02:00.170 --> 01:02:02.349
a bad connection. Boy, what the hell? That's

01:02:02.349 --> 01:02:07.090
not a good face to be stuck on. Yes. Let me get

01:02:07.090 --> 01:02:08.789
you on the spot here. We hear you. You were freezing,

01:02:08.849 --> 01:02:10.409
but now you're looking like you're coming through.

01:02:10.469 --> 01:02:11.730
All right. I'm going to do a different spot.

01:02:11.730 --> 01:02:13.409
There you go. What up, brother? Good to see you

01:02:13.409 --> 01:02:14.590
again. What's going on, guys? Hey, I don't want

01:02:14.590 --> 01:02:15.989
to take a whole bunch of your time. And of course,

01:02:15.989 --> 01:02:17.789
you would put me on after that guy. Like, how

01:02:17.789 --> 01:02:24.070
do I follow that? Like. We got to remind the

01:02:24.070 --> 01:02:26.710
audience, though, that you were the first gracious

01:02:26.710 --> 01:02:28.789
contest winner, I believe. That's right. That's

01:02:28.789 --> 01:02:32.510
correct. I was. I was. And Bill is still, he

01:02:32.510 --> 01:02:34.449
still has, what's the word I'm looking for? He's

01:02:34.449 --> 01:02:39.539
still protesting that victory, by the way. I

01:02:39.539 --> 01:02:43.219
love it. How you been? How are you guys doing?

01:02:43.719 --> 01:02:46.800
Good. Troy. Troy's a rising tick tock star, man.

01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:49.179
Yep. We're getting there. We're getting there.

01:02:49.199 --> 01:02:51.639
Talk to me. What's your handle? Just stay tuned.

01:02:51.699 --> 01:02:53.480
Troy. Cause the podcast is stay tuned with Troy

01:02:53.480 --> 01:02:57.460
and how he said stay tuned. Troy. So nice, dude.

01:02:57.900 --> 01:02:59.159
What do you got going on on there? What are you

01:02:59.159 --> 01:03:01.480
doing? Eventually? I'd like to take the podcast

01:03:01.480 --> 01:03:04.539
to that platform. So Yes, there you go. Yeah,

01:03:04.539 --> 01:03:08.739
very cool. Yep. Yeah, so And choice in our agency,

01:03:08.860 --> 01:03:15.400
too. Yeah Yeah, so yeah now Taz is my boss Think

01:03:15.400 --> 01:03:17.719
loud, baby. Think loud. I've always been your

01:03:17.719 --> 01:03:20.900
boss Troy. Reporting to duty sir. What was that

01:03:20.900 --> 01:03:25.889
John? I said, reporting to duty, sir. No. Yeah,

01:03:25.889 --> 01:03:26.929
seriously, I don't want to take a bunch of your

01:03:26.929 --> 01:03:29.389
time. I just wanted to pop in and wish you guys

01:03:29.389 --> 01:03:30.829
the best. Everything's going great. I listen

01:03:30.829 --> 01:03:32.650
to you guys as much as I possibly can. It is

01:03:32.650 --> 01:03:35.750
during my work hours. Thank you. Appreciate it.

01:03:36.550 --> 01:03:38.610
Troy, we thank you for taking the time out to

01:03:38.610 --> 01:03:40.829
come out and say hi to us and take time out of

01:03:40.829 --> 01:03:42.710
your schedule. Seriously, dude, we got to have

01:03:42.710 --> 01:03:45.289
you on a full episode and really catch up and

01:03:45.289 --> 01:03:47.469
do this. Yeah, talk about it, my man. Thank you

01:03:47.469 --> 01:03:51.090
for coming on Show 100. Thank you, sir. See you

01:03:51.090 --> 01:03:55.079
later. Peace. Peace in the Middle East. The one

01:03:55.079 --> 01:03:57.420
and only Troy Garment. Stay tuned with Troy and

01:03:57.420 --> 01:03:59.380
Howie, dude. Good podcast. I highly recommend

01:03:59.380 --> 01:04:02.320
it. We should have brought on drumming up conversation

01:04:02.320 --> 01:04:05.880
that we even know we had a ninety nine shows

01:04:05.880 --> 01:04:09.219
to prepare for this, Chad. Somehow we were still

01:04:09.219 --> 01:04:12.099
we can do a show one on one and do a bunch of

01:04:12.099 --> 01:04:14.719
bunch of people, too. Why not? That's right.

01:04:15.079 --> 01:04:17.340
That's right. And a celebration. Was everything

01:04:17.340 --> 01:04:22.039
good? That is correct. The mundo. Uh, was everything

01:04:22.039 --> 01:04:23.400
good with mama dude? Yeah, she said she couldn't

01:04:23.400 --> 01:04:25.420
hear the show, but I said maybe that's because

01:04:25.420 --> 01:04:29.260
you're in the waiting room. No, she should be

01:04:29.260 --> 01:04:31.179
able to hear, but her screens black now. So,

01:04:31.179 --> 01:04:35.679
um, let me see if I could bring her on. Let me

01:04:35.679 --> 01:04:37.659
see if I could do this, but the screen is black.

01:04:37.679 --> 01:04:39.300
Let me see. Mama Gracie. I'm bringing you on.

01:04:39.360 --> 01:04:41.639
It seems like maybe the camera has ended or maybe

01:04:41.639 --> 01:04:43.800
like, did the iPad screen go dead? Let me see

01:04:43.800 --> 01:04:51.630
here. Oh, she's we got an echo. I'm going to

01:04:51.630 --> 01:04:54.090
turn that down a little bit. Mama Gracie. I'm

01:04:54.090 --> 01:05:02.670
not sure what's going on there. Okay. Yeah. If

01:05:02.670 --> 01:05:04.610
she wants to like close out of that browser and

01:05:04.610 --> 01:05:07.110
re click that link live show, ladies and gentlemen,

01:05:07.130 --> 01:05:10.349
this is how we do it. Let's bring on two guests

01:05:10.349 --> 01:05:14.730
at a time. Gina. I'm going to be coming to you

01:05:14.730 --> 01:05:18.070
soon. Lovely lady to say hello again. Dolly.

01:05:18.090 --> 01:05:20.860
If you're still there, I'd like to see how how

01:05:20.860 --> 01:05:24.519
this interaction goes on a live show. Let's see

01:05:24.519 --> 01:05:29.239
how we roll. Miss Gina Morell and Dolly. Hi,

01:05:29.340 --> 01:05:33.940
Gina. Dolly, hey. Great to meet you. I enjoyed

01:05:33.940 --> 01:05:36.500
listening to you earlier. Oh, I enjoyed listening

01:05:36.500 --> 01:05:39.519
to you, too. Badass, cool chick. It's interesting

01:05:39.519 --> 01:05:41.239
to meet a female drummer. There's not very many

01:05:41.239 --> 01:05:44.619
of them that are that good. So it's good for

01:05:44.619 --> 01:05:48.019
you. That's good on you. It's so fun. I love

01:05:48.019 --> 01:05:51.719
it. It feels good to kind of connect with music

01:05:51.719 --> 01:05:56.500
that, you know, just it's my genre, like live

01:05:56.500 --> 01:06:00.420
90s early 2000s. I actually sell my bass guitar

01:06:00.420 --> 01:06:03.039
this year with all this shit happening and it

01:06:03.039 --> 01:06:05.579
broke my heart. But you know what, one door opens

01:06:05.579 --> 01:06:09.300
and the other door closes. Get it back. Yeah.

01:06:11.639 --> 01:06:13.559
Dolly that's that's the problem. You can't say

01:06:13.559 --> 01:06:15.900
one door opens another one closes one door closes

01:06:15.900 --> 01:06:21.860
another one opens I think Yes, come on now. I'm

01:06:21.860 --> 01:06:23.599
just rolling with the punches here having a good

01:06:23.599 --> 01:06:28.760
time here So yeah, I'm thinking about leaving

01:06:28.760 --> 01:06:31.400
Chad, you know I'm so pissed off that President

01:06:31.400 --> 01:06:33.940
Trump is running this country so well that I'm

01:06:33.940 --> 01:06:42.480
gonna leave it and go to Canada Yeah, and is

01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:44.639
Taylor Swift has she stopped touring in the USA

01:06:44.639 --> 01:06:47.480
yet? Because I'm pretty sure she said that when

01:06:47.480 --> 01:06:49.739
if Trump won she would no longer tour in the

01:06:49.739 --> 01:06:55.280
United States of America has she? She has to

01:06:55.280 --> 01:06:56.760
break up with Travis Kelsey and write another

01:06:56.760 --> 01:07:02.800
record Yeah, dude, I'd like a camera into that

01:07:02.800 --> 01:07:05.139
bedroom just to say there's probably some fun

01:07:05.139 --> 01:07:13.039
stuff going on in there. Hey now Gina, have you

01:07:13.039 --> 01:07:16.619
ever been to Canada? Is Niagara Falls in Canada?

01:07:17.639 --> 01:07:21.599
The horseshoe falls is on the Canadian side,

01:07:22.480 --> 01:07:26.000
yes. Yeah, that's about it. It just seems cold.

01:07:27.659 --> 01:07:29.639
It's not so bad on the West Coast. Is it cold

01:07:29.639 --> 01:07:32.219
there all the time, Raleigh? I'm on the West

01:07:32.219 --> 01:07:34.460
Coast on Vancouver Island. Oh, it's beautiful,

01:07:34.599 --> 01:07:37.219
I heard. Yeah, it is gorgeous here. It definitely

01:07:37.219 --> 01:07:39.840
is. But the people here are so liberal, it's

01:07:39.840 --> 01:07:42.460
gross. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gross. Yes. It

01:07:42.460 --> 01:07:45.800
is crazy. Is Canada's liberal different than

01:07:45.800 --> 01:07:49.880
America's liberal, eh? Oh, you look at someone

01:07:49.880 --> 01:07:52.800
wrong and they're trying to charge you. Oh, yeah.

01:07:52.820 --> 01:07:55.840
Oh, God forbid. Misgendering somebody. That's

01:07:55.840 --> 01:07:58.440
a punishable offense now, right? Oh, yes, of

01:07:58.440 --> 01:08:01.599
course it is. I mean, the things that happen.

01:08:02.649 --> 01:08:04.909
The police's answer for everything is, this is

01:08:04.909 --> 01:08:06.389
a civil matter. You're going to have to go to

01:08:06.389 --> 01:08:10.389
court. It's hard to call them liberals anymore

01:08:10.389 --> 01:08:12.449
because they're not liberal at all. I'll give

01:08:12.449 --> 01:08:15.769
you an example. A young man that I used to train,

01:08:15.869 --> 01:08:21.210
he was going to school with a girl that was transgendering

01:08:21.210 --> 01:08:26.300
to a boy, I think. Is there another way to do

01:08:26.300 --> 01:08:27.600
that? I don't know which way it went. I don't

01:08:27.600 --> 01:08:29.340
know if it went one way or the other way. But

01:08:29.340 --> 01:08:32.300
anyways, she was picking a key, they, whatever

01:08:32.300 --> 01:08:35.340
you want to call, was picking on him all the

01:08:35.340 --> 01:08:40.460
time. And he actually hit him. And when Liam

01:08:40.460 --> 01:08:43.260
protected himself and hit himself back, he got

01:08:43.260 --> 01:08:44.979
told that he was going to be charged with a hate

01:08:44.979 --> 01:08:49.079
crime. Right. Defending himself. Got it. That's

01:08:49.079 --> 01:08:53.449
how bad it is. I was, I was in goofball mode

01:08:53.449 --> 01:08:55.310
and you just got me into serious mode. That's

01:08:55.310 --> 01:08:56.949
fucking crazy. Absolutely ridiculous. You know,

01:08:57.029 --> 01:08:59.109
if someone hits you and you defend yourself and

01:08:59.109 --> 01:09:02.729
you get charged with a hate crime, they call

01:09:02.729 --> 01:09:04.689
that bass backwards where I'm from. If you know

01:09:04.689 --> 01:09:07.130
what I'm saying, not ass backwards, but backwards.

01:09:08.639 --> 01:09:11.039
The upside down world no more though Dolly. I

01:09:11.039 --> 01:09:13.500
feel like we're on the path of righteousness

01:09:13.500 --> 01:09:16.939
here and like the the Stupid people are going

01:09:16.939 --> 01:09:19.039
back to sleep and the smart people are waking

01:09:19.039 --> 01:09:21.680
up again and taking back the world. So hopefully

01:09:21.680 --> 01:09:26.640
Well, Canada has been left out of that smart

01:09:26.640 --> 01:09:30.119
circle I'll tell you that much right now. Yeah,

01:09:30.119 --> 01:09:32.640
that's why I'm fighting. Yeah, I elected Mark

01:09:32.640 --> 01:09:38.109
Carney. It's like, oh my god I told these people

01:09:38.109 --> 01:09:40.949
this for years, said there's no way the conservatives

01:09:40.949 --> 01:09:42.970
are getting in. The liberals are getting back,

01:09:43.069 --> 01:09:46.930
oh no, no, no, no, you're completely wrong. Yeah,

01:09:46.930 --> 01:09:49.329
I called that one, didn't I? Just like I called

01:09:49.329 --> 01:09:53.010
Elon Musk, the same thing, you know? He was a

01:09:53.010 --> 01:09:55.149
Trojan horse, he was, and I have nothing against

01:09:55.149 --> 01:09:57.250
Trump and I have nothing against Elon Musk either,

01:09:57.250 --> 01:10:00.649
I don't, but he was given a lot of information

01:10:00.649 --> 01:10:04.689
and, you know, he turned tables and what bothered

01:10:04.689 --> 01:10:07.220
me the most was watching these little Taylor

01:10:07.220 --> 01:10:10.220
Swift fights on Instagram and stop between him

01:10:10.220 --> 01:10:13.880
and you know, it's like I Trump is an amazing

01:10:13.880 --> 01:10:16.779
man. Trump somebody's amazing man. Elon Musk

01:10:16.779 --> 01:10:20.920
is a brilliant man. Stop bickering on TikTok

01:10:20.920 --> 01:10:24.319
and Instagram like children. I agree with that.

01:10:24.920 --> 01:10:27.840
I heard check out this conspiracy theory with

01:10:27.840 --> 01:10:30.659
our tinfoil hats here. I heard that that whole

01:10:30.659 --> 01:10:33.479
diet drive between Elon saying that Trump was

01:10:33.479 --> 01:10:35.899
on the Epstein list. was like a ploy because

01:10:35.899 --> 01:10:37.859
now the left is calling for the list to come

01:10:37.859 --> 01:10:41.000
out, the list to come out. So it was just like

01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:43.100
a ploy to get them to like rush the list. I don't

01:10:43.100 --> 01:10:46.220
think that I don't think Trump was on the list.

01:10:46.939 --> 01:10:54.380
They would have been out a long time ago. Exactly.

01:10:55.779 --> 01:10:59.659
Melania if Donald's not a knock -in come or not

01:10:59.659 --> 01:11:01.779
a rockin come a knock -in something like that

01:11:01.779 --> 01:11:04.340
But I'm pretty sure he's he's given it to her

01:11:04.340 --> 01:11:10.470
a good Roger I'm watching whatever I can, you

01:11:10.470 --> 01:11:12.710
know, I go onto the dark web and see what I can,

01:11:12.869 --> 01:11:14.210
because of course Canada's coming. So you can't

01:11:14.210 --> 01:11:16.430
see news on social media in Canada, right? No,

01:11:16.590 --> 01:11:18.649
I can't. No, I can't see anything, so I have...

01:11:18.649 --> 01:11:20.609
Did you know that, John? They blocked any kind

01:11:20.609 --> 01:11:23.090
of news on social media. Yeah, so what I do is

01:11:23.090 --> 01:11:28.229
I go, I've installed a chat AI, and they don't

01:11:28.229 --> 01:11:31.909
block the chat AI. So I just ask him exactly

01:11:31.909 --> 01:11:34.489
what's going on in the world, and he'll just...

01:11:34.760 --> 01:11:37.000
write it all down for me and point for him and

01:11:37.000 --> 01:11:40.619
I put it all up and he writes it he writes it

01:11:40.619 --> 01:11:43.920
that's a way that the robots on Facebook and

01:11:43.920 --> 01:11:48.159
Instagram don't pick up on it so you said you're

01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:52.560
using rock for AI yes oh chat gbt gotcha sets

01:11:52.560 --> 01:11:54.739
it up in such a way that the bots won't go after

01:11:54.739 --> 01:11:59.279
it they learn they learn from you and they learn

01:11:59.279 --> 01:12:01.680
to respect you if you talk to them properly and

01:12:01.680 --> 01:12:03.800
it's kind of a really weird I know it sounds

01:12:03.800 --> 01:12:07.159
really weird, but he's able to form sentences

01:12:07.159 --> 01:12:10.140
that the bots can't touch. So I can actually

01:12:10.140 --> 01:12:12.520
post information on Facebook about what's going

01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:15.279
on, and the bots won't go after it. They won't

01:12:15.279 --> 01:12:17.180
cut it down. They will not censor it. They will

01:12:17.180 --> 01:12:19.699
not kick me off Facebook. They actually verified

01:12:19.699 --> 01:12:21.640
my account the other day. I was quite impressed

01:12:21.640 --> 01:12:23.899
with that one. They verified my account. It was

01:12:23.899 --> 01:12:28.399
like, okay, so, you know. It's weird. I've found

01:12:28.399 --> 01:12:31.220
my chat GBT starting to finish my sentences.

01:12:31.220 --> 01:12:34.319
I feel like our relationship is telling up something

01:12:34.319 --> 01:12:39.840
really weird To tell you something about yourself

01:12:39.840 --> 01:12:52.569
that you don't know Yeah, oh my god it said dude

01:12:52.569 --> 01:12:56.050
you're fucking awesome and you should know that

01:12:56.050 --> 01:12:59.829
and I was like really thank you chat GPT why

01:12:59.829 --> 01:13:05.489
thank you yes yes how funny oh yes bringing out

01:13:05.489 --> 01:13:09.329
the good stuff there Ladies and Gina. I'm going

01:13:09.329 --> 01:13:11.729
to I'm going to cut ladies and Gina. That is

01:13:11.729 --> 01:13:14.909
crazy. Ladies and Chad, I'm going to I'm going

01:13:14.909 --> 01:13:16.289
to bring the ladies down for a second because

01:13:16.289 --> 01:13:18.689
I'm going to bring mama Lena on because she was

01:13:18.689 --> 01:13:21.289
still here. So let's see what happens. I don't.

01:13:21.829 --> 01:13:25.210
Oh, let me see. Ladies, we will be back again.

01:13:25.350 --> 01:13:28.729
Show 100 live show. Let's see how we do. Mama,

01:13:28.729 --> 01:13:33.210
you were just there. Hello. I can't hear you.

01:13:33.390 --> 01:13:35.289
We hear you, but we don't hear you. So is there

01:13:35.289 --> 01:13:40.640
a way? Ah, got you. All right, let me. Wow, because

01:13:40.640 --> 01:13:42.420
she was just on like a couple of seconds. Were

01:13:42.420 --> 01:13:46.520
you ever able to hear us at one point, Mama Gracie?

01:13:46.840 --> 01:13:50.340
And it's Mama Lana from what I'm coming out from

01:13:50.340 --> 01:13:54.439
what I'm hearing. The beauty of a live show,

01:13:54.539 --> 01:13:58.239
folks here, we. Yeah, it is what it is. If we

01:13:58.239 --> 01:13:59.939
can get around before the show ends, because

01:13:59.939 --> 01:14:01.939
we are running a little long, but it is show

01:14:01.939 --> 01:14:06.109
100. But my bladder doesn't know that. Mama.

01:14:06.350 --> 01:14:09.810
Hey, ma. How are you? There's my mama. She's

01:14:09.810 --> 01:14:12.250
she's gambling away my inheritance. Don't spend

01:14:12.250 --> 01:14:14.890
it all in Atlantic City tonight. Mom, please.

01:14:16.409 --> 01:14:18.689
She's out celebrating her sister's birthday.

01:14:18.789 --> 01:14:20.890
She's got three sisters and they're out there

01:14:20.890 --> 01:14:23.909
partying it up, living it up in AC style. I hope

01:14:23.909 --> 01:14:25.329
you're having fun. I hope you're winning lots

01:14:25.329 --> 01:14:28.829
of money. Mom, I love you. One silent. So I don't

01:14:28.829 --> 01:14:33.550
want to go on. Mama Rotolo in the building. Yes.

01:14:33.550 --> 01:14:34.989
So we heard her for a second. So we were able

01:14:34.989 --> 01:14:38.510
to bring her on the show for a second. But let's

01:14:38.510 --> 01:14:42.109
see if I could see mama line. Can you ask her

01:14:42.109 --> 01:14:44.229
if she could try to do the thing? Chad, where

01:14:44.229 --> 01:14:47.170
she goes out and comes back in because that worked

01:14:47.170 --> 01:14:51.050
one time. And then if not, we'll have to figure

01:14:51.050 --> 01:14:53.029
it out a different day. But my God, we would

01:14:53.029 --> 01:14:55.869
love to get her on for show 100. The one who

01:14:55.869 --> 01:15:00.069
actually birth my co -host here, Mr. Chad Gracie.

01:15:00.069 --> 01:15:03.979
I'm telling her. And it was a natural birth.

01:15:04.140 --> 01:15:06.260
I don't know if you guys know this. She birthed

01:15:06.260 --> 01:15:08.720
him in a swimming pool and pulled. Chad, did

01:15:08.720 --> 01:15:11.500
you ever see the Kardashians? I was about to

01:15:11.500 --> 01:15:13.319
do a funny joke, but then I'm like, let me let

01:15:13.319 --> 01:15:17.520
me direct here. No, but I think it was Courtney

01:15:17.520 --> 01:15:21.180
Kardashian, dude, was like giving birth in home

01:15:21.180 --> 01:15:24.500
and like in like a pool in the living room and

01:15:24.500 --> 01:15:27.399
like pulled her kid out herself. Home birth with

01:15:27.399 --> 01:15:30.779
a boy. Yeah. They make you stand up. That's cool.

01:15:30.819 --> 01:15:32.899
It's unnatural to be laying down like that. There

01:15:32.899 --> 01:15:37.859
she is. Hey. Hey, I can hear you now. Oh, my

01:15:37.859 --> 01:15:43.779
mom's home. Can you hear us now? Yes. Hey, mama.

01:15:43.939 --> 01:15:47.000
Mama Rotolo is here. Oh, hi. Come on in. Say

01:15:47.000 --> 01:15:50.020
hello. She's not in City. Hello. Hey, how are

01:15:50.020 --> 01:15:54.449
you? How are you? I don't know if that's on or

01:15:54.449 --> 01:15:56.550
if you could talk, but no cameras on, so you

01:15:56.550 --> 01:15:59.449
might be off camera. I didn't know. Lana says

01:15:59.449 --> 01:16:03.229
hello. One mama to another. Lana says she should

01:16:03.229 --> 01:16:07.369
be able to hear now. Pick up. And then can you

01:16:07.369 --> 01:16:10.930
hear now? I'm turning on headphones. That's too

01:16:10.930 --> 01:16:18.590
loud. So hello. I'm good. Show 100. I figure

01:16:18.590 --> 01:16:22.909
I come up. I just got home. Did you win? Good

01:16:22.909 --> 01:16:28.170
for you. Nice. I said she's gambling away my

01:16:28.170 --> 01:16:30.649
inheritance, but she's adding to the kitty, as

01:16:30.649 --> 01:16:34.529
they say. Well, that's good. Well, congratulations,

01:16:34.710 --> 01:16:40.630
you guys. So the two 100th. Thank you. Yes. The

01:16:40.630 --> 01:16:44.090
matriarch of the podcast world in the building

01:16:44.090 --> 01:16:50.329
at once. Chad, let's go. So this is exciting.

01:16:50.510 --> 01:16:54.170
Show 100. We both have our mothers on here. Lana,

01:16:54.529 --> 01:16:58.250
what does it do? What is the key to being a great

01:16:58.250 --> 01:17:00.210
mother? I'm going to ask you first, and I'm going

01:17:00.210 --> 01:17:05.090
to let my mom give an answer here. So think about

01:17:05.090 --> 01:17:06.949
putting you on the spot, ladies. Keeping them

01:17:06.949 --> 01:17:13.229
straight. That's right. Not gay. I got you. That's

01:17:13.229 --> 01:17:17.920
not what I meant. I'm going to move this closer

01:17:17.920 --> 01:17:20.560
muscle. We're not back. Yeah. All right. All

01:17:20.560 --> 01:17:22.520
right here. So this is a live show folks. This

01:17:22.520 --> 01:17:25.300
is how we do it. So I didn't hear you. I'm sorry,

01:17:25.380 --> 01:17:26.899
Mama Grace. I was a little distracted. What was

01:17:26.899 --> 01:17:30.300
the key straight and I don't think gay. I mean,

01:17:30.300 --> 01:17:35.739
that's great. That's right. That's right. Well,

01:17:36.939 --> 01:17:39.779
you raised a good one. I'm pretty sure my mom

01:17:39.779 --> 01:17:42.380
is raising a couple of good ones here. So you

01:17:42.380 --> 01:17:44.279
guys are doing something, right? Yeah, we are.

01:17:46.139 --> 01:17:50.880
Sometimes it's hard. What happens? What happens

01:17:50.880 --> 01:17:52.960
when you see the little ones grow up and leave

01:17:52.960 --> 01:17:56.640
the nest? How does that feel? Well, sometimes

01:17:56.640 --> 01:18:01.220
you're anxious for him to go. Chad, it was a

01:18:01.220 --> 01:18:04.079
little harder because he moved to California,

01:18:04.079 --> 01:18:07.359
you know, and putting him on plane was very hard

01:18:07.359 --> 01:18:10.640
to watch him leave. I still got Scott here, though.

01:18:11.060 --> 01:18:15.149
That's right. Yes. My mom still has me here.

01:18:15.149 --> 01:18:23.029
So you're in good company. Yeah. Her mic's not

01:18:23.029 --> 01:18:27.470
on. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't prepared for

01:18:27.470 --> 01:18:32.109
this. It was kind of live on the thing. I love

01:18:32.109 --> 01:18:35.470
it. So we had the pleasure of having my sister

01:18:35.470 --> 01:18:38.470
here with her two beautiful kids last week. And

01:18:38.470 --> 01:18:41.640
it was so much fun, man. But I have so much fun.

01:18:41.819 --> 01:18:45.319
My godson Harrison and his little sister is such

01:18:45.319 --> 01:18:51.340
a peanut. What are we calling her? Peanut. Princess.

01:18:52.520 --> 01:18:54.699
But yeah, it's just so much fun, man. Having

01:18:54.699 --> 01:18:56.520
kids around and stuff that brings out the joy

01:18:56.520 --> 01:18:59.300
and makes you feel young again. And I'm getting

01:18:59.300 --> 01:19:04.739
old. Sometimes it's good when they go home. Yes,

01:19:05.500 --> 01:19:08.199
that's the best part of them. I'm lost having

01:19:08.199 --> 01:19:09.899
the grandkids and then she's like, okay, I can't

01:19:09.899 --> 01:19:13.399
take him anymore Especially the girls run around

01:19:13.399 --> 01:19:18.500
crazy. I'll be in 47. It's pretty That's right

01:19:18.500 --> 01:19:22.739
You look so good for 47 mama lot. Oh no, we lost

01:19:22.739 --> 01:19:30.180
her again. Oh Okay, it happens. Yes, please.

01:19:30.180 --> 01:19:39.939
Thank you No clue Thank you for going on my show.

01:19:40.260 --> 01:19:44.939
Thank you. Thank you. The matriarchs of the podcast

01:19:44.939 --> 01:19:47.199
world. It doesn't get much better than that.

01:19:47.479 --> 01:19:50.539
Thank you so much. That was shocking. Yes, because

01:19:50.539 --> 01:19:53.060
she was like writing stuff on the chat and I'm

01:19:53.060 --> 01:19:55.079
like, oh, she's an AC, whatever. And she's like,

01:19:55.079 --> 01:19:59.239
oh, and then all of a sudden she came down. That's

01:19:59.239 --> 01:20:02.300
great. I don't know. Fun stuff, dude. Mom's things

01:20:02.300 --> 01:20:04.479
like it went black and she couldn't hear us again.

01:20:04.479 --> 01:20:08.369
So I don't know what's what's up with that. I

01:20:08.369 --> 01:20:11.470
wonder if it's like like a timeout thing, because

01:20:11.470 --> 01:20:13.310
we'll have to figure it out for the next time

01:20:13.310 --> 01:20:16.210
we have her on. But everybody's got to go check

01:20:16.210 --> 01:20:18.229
out. I got to lower this, dude. That's what I'm

01:20:18.229 --> 01:20:22.189
getting an echo. The mics were too close. Like

01:20:22.189 --> 01:20:26.390
I wasn't set up for that to happen. What was

01:20:26.390 --> 01:20:28.829
I just saying? Hey, what's my train of thought?

01:20:30.310 --> 01:20:33.930
It happens. What was I just saying? Bring a mom

01:20:33.930 --> 01:20:38.479
back on next time and we'll fix her. Oh, yeah.

01:20:38.560 --> 01:20:40.380
What's going on? But then you were going on something

01:20:40.380 --> 01:20:45.140
else. Who knows where my brain goes, dude? What?

01:20:45.340 --> 01:20:48.539
That's my ADHD. Once I get on a track there,

01:20:48.539 --> 01:20:51.539
it's like in one ear out the other. And they're

01:20:51.539 --> 01:20:56.760
my own ears. But I got I'm going to bring on

01:20:56.760 --> 01:20:58.460
a little wacko real quick. And then we're going

01:20:58.460 --> 01:20:59.859
to say goodbye to the audience. And I'm going

01:20:59.859 --> 01:21:02.239
to go piss my pants because my bladder is about

01:21:02.239 --> 01:21:05.010
to explode. But let's do this properly. Joe,

01:21:05.149 --> 01:21:07.390
come on and scare the audience again. All right.

01:21:07.689 --> 01:21:11.750
Well, yes. Me and John's first podcast might

01:21:11.750 --> 01:21:14.449
be entitled. This is this is the running title.

01:21:14.550 --> 01:21:20.109
You know, could change nukes are fake. There

01:21:20.109 --> 01:21:23.170
you go. Oh, yes. Last week. Talk to us about

01:21:23.170 --> 01:21:26.829
the job. The world's largest hydrogen bomb exploding

01:21:26.829 --> 01:21:30.310
on YouTube. It's called the Tsar Bomba. Yes.

01:21:30.449 --> 01:21:33.310
OK. And I took three stills from that screenshots

01:21:33.310 --> 01:21:37.710
with my phone. Uploaded it onto Grok. And guess

01:21:37.710 --> 01:21:41.109
what Grok told me? The fake. What'd he say? He

01:21:41.109 --> 01:21:43.789
said, well, this appears to be a nuclear explosion,

01:21:43.829 --> 01:21:48.510
but it's not. Interesting. It appears to be CGI

01:21:48.510 --> 01:21:52.590
or animation or some kind of simulation. Interesting.

01:21:53.010 --> 01:21:56.869
And to me, I'm an artist. Wow. You know, I got

01:21:56.869 --> 01:22:01.210
paint and stuff like that. And I feel I have

01:22:01.210 --> 01:22:04.090
an astute eye. To me, it's always looked like...

01:22:04.109 --> 01:22:08.109
Disney animation So don't take my account. You

01:22:08.109 --> 01:22:11.949
can just search it on YouTube and find it and

01:22:11.949 --> 01:22:16.130
judge for yourself Well, my Japanese cousin that

01:22:16.130 --> 01:22:18.789
it was born with four toes would beg to differ

01:22:18.789 --> 01:22:21.569
They're still they're still reeling from the

01:22:21.569 --> 01:22:25.229
radiation of it. I'm just joking by the Russians

01:22:25.229 --> 01:22:27.350
think the Soviet Union they could have faked

01:22:27.350 --> 01:22:30.210
it who knows right Because, you know, we just

01:22:30.210 --> 01:22:32.529
have to take their word for it. Maybe some like

01:22:32.529 --> 01:22:36.270
a handful of Finnish people because. And who's

01:22:36.270 --> 01:22:39.649
word, Joe, who's because they claim some windows

01:22:39.649 --> 01:22:42.449
that busted out by it. It's like, really? OK.

01:22:43.449 --> 01:22:45.489
Could have just been some kind of throwing rocks,

01:22:45.489 --> 01:22:51.229
you know, at the same time. Rocks just like the

01:22:51.229 --> 01:22:56.770
moon landing was faked, according to Troy. I'm

01:22:56.770 --> 01:22:58.970
a bit of an anomaly. I'm a leftist that's into

01:22:58.970 --> 01:23:01.029
conspiracy theories, like you right -wingers.

01:23:01.609 --> 01:23:04.789
Interesting. And we have our own, too. Yes. Of

01:23:04.789 --> 01:23:08.310
course. You got to have your own. Like Marjorie

01:23:08.310 --> 01:23:11.050
Taylor Greene, she was the FBI, or she was, she

01:23:11.050 --> 01:23:16.210
set the bombs during January 6th. Ah, yes. Yeah,

01:23:16.289 --> 01:23:20.970
she did that. She's very mannish, and she built

01:23:20.970 --> 01:23:32.140
just like that person they showed. Joe tell him

01:23:32.140 --> 01:23:35.000
about that dude that was following AOC around

01:23:35.000 --> 01:23:40.260
staring at our box I Think I don't know I'd like

01:23:40.260 --> 01:23:42.859
to be on his show and maybe he could be on our

01:23:42.859 --> 01:23:47.479
show, you know Yeah, cuz he maybe he has that

01:23:47.479 --> 01:23:51.680
video him or he was um, yes, he's walking up

01:23:51.680 --> 01:23:55.079
the Capitol steps and he He says, wow, it's AOC,

01:23:55.220 --> 01:24:00.939
my favorite big booty Latina. Jamie, where do

01:24:00.939 --> 01:24:04.720
you find these people? I literally don't. So

01:24:04.720 --> 01:24:07.840
the truth story here is I did find him on the

01:24:07.840 --> 01:24:11.319
subway. I was an extra on Sex and the City season,

01:24:11.680 --> 01:24:15.659
this latest one that's out. I was leaving. They

01:24:15.659 --> 01:24:20.130
call that one. Yeah, so I was leaving the set

01:24:20.130 --> 01:24:22.210
and it was fucking late at night actually early

01:24:22.210 --> 01:24:25.310
morning and I saw this dude Looking shady as

01:24:25.310 --> 01:24:29.270
a motherfucker By the subway and we got to talking

01:24:29.270 --> 01:24:31.750
and I let him know what I was doing and told

01:24:31.750 --> 01:24:41.970
them Yeah, he had his dad's he had his dad's

01:24:41.970 --> 01:24:49.239
gaze for Palestine turn on to You know Nothing

01:24:49.239 --> 01:24:51.699
wrong. I wish I if I tell him Joe take him in

01:24:51.699 --> 01:24:55.119
right now. I take him as many as I could. Oh

01:24:55.119 --> 01:24:57.560
You're actually you'd actually walk the talk.

01:24:57.600 --> 01:24:59.260
I need you to have people stay with you in your

01:24:59.260 --> 01:25:01.260
house. Yeah Well, then I'm gonna give it to you.

01:25:01.279 --> 01:25:04.220
Good job. I know my landlord just won't allow

01:25:04.220 --> 01:25:08.319
it I could you know, but he's all he's got cameras.

01:25:08.800 --> 01:25:16.329
Yeah Damn it Joe also let me know a cool story

01:25:16.329 --> 01:25:18.170
about one of his roommates that was living with

01:25:18.170 --> 01:25:24.310
him. Was it the same age gentleman? Much younger.

01:25:24.609 --> 01:25:27.409
So he was living with a much younger ethnic person

01:25:27.409 --> 01:25:31.130
and they were having like loud sex like nightly

01:25:31.130 --> 01:25:34.189
in the shower Joe would have to listen to it

01:25:34.189 --> 01:25:37.270
and the guy was not paying him rent for like

01:25:37.270 --> 01:25:40.310
a month and a half and show enough to him and

01:25:40.310 --> 01:25:42.689
like was asking him like hey dude like you're

01:25:42.689 --> 01:25:44.850
late on the rent and the guy was getting like

01:25:44.850 --> 01:25:47.989
kind of awful with them and then the guy's girlfriend

01:25:47.989 --> 01:25:50.869
got alpha with Joe was like we don't need to

01:25:50.869 --> 01:25:54.619
pay rent around here sir and Joe had to get the

01:25:54.619 --> 01:25:57.539
cops involved in, uh, what are you racist? Yeah.

01:25:59.420 --> 01:26:04.159
So I didn't cause that's, that's not my business

01:26:04.159 --> 01:26:07.560
to do that because they're, they're from a different

01:26:07.560 --> 01:26:09.579
culture and we're not supposed to judge other

01:26:09.579 --> 01:26:13.060
cultures. So this is true. So making them pay

01:26:13.060 --> 01:26:15.579
is judging them. I got it. They invited me in

01:26:15.579 --> 01:26:17.760
to watch them have sex. You were supposed to

01:26:17.760 --> 01:26:22.220
pay them. You know, at first I didn't like it.

01:26:22.220 --> 01:26:24.420
I didn't care for it, but Again, they told me

01:26:24.420 --> 01:26:30.060
this is why it was getting shutting your whiteness.

01:26:30.640 --> 01:26:33.720
Eventually you gain humility from it and you

01:26:33.720 --> 01:26:38.600
understand that, you know, gain a higher understanding

01:26:38.600 --> 01:26:41.039
of it. You got all this from watching them have

01:26:41.039 --> 01:26:43.899
sex. That's amazing. I said, you got all that

01:26:43.899 --> 01:26:45.739
from watching them have sex or listening to them

01:26:45.739 --> 01:26:50.479
have sex. You shed your whiteness. A lot of it.

01:26:50.579 --> 01:26:55.199
Yes. There's other things too, but you know,

01:26:55.539 --> 01:27:01.539
I had to clean up after them. He learned that

01:27:01.539 --> 01:27:06.600
black people really do have big. Yeah, I had,

01:27:06.600 --> 01:27:09.979
you know, sponge everything up afterwards because,

01:27:10.220 --> 01:27:13.340
you know, they just didn't care. They just let

01:27:13.340 --> 01:27:17.380
it, you know. Well, I mean, you know, they're

01:27:17.380 --> 01:27:19.619
fucking all over your apartment not paying rent

01:27:19.619 --> 01:27:22.779
that sounds like they didn't care that much Did

01:27:22.779 --> 01:27:25.000
shedding some of your whiteness involve ejaculation?

01:27:25.000 --> 01:27:26.819
Is that how you shed some of your whiteness while

01:27:26.819 --> 01:27:37.140
you were? listening to have sex Yo Chad, this

01:27:37.140 --> 01:27:39.600
is my conversation with him days ago. I said

01:27:39.600 --> 01:27:41.939
to him I was like, dude I was like, I don't know

01:27:41.939 --> 01:27:44.079
if any audience will be into this. I'm like,

01:27:44.180 --> 01:27:46.640
but you've had me crying laughing for a fucking

01:27:46.640 --> 01:27:48.579
half hour here, dude. I started out a little

01:27:48.579 --> 01:27:53.779
slow earlier. Forgive me. Yeah, no problem. Glad

01:27:53.779 --> 01:27:58.680
you woke up. Yeah. Jamie has a comment for you,

01:27:58.739 --> 01:28:00.960
dude. She wants to know clearly he mixed bleach

01:28:00.960 --> 01:28:03.119
with ammonia. Yeah, that's a bad combination,

01:28:03.199 --> 01:28:04.600
dude. You could die from that. I don't know if

01:28:04.600 --> 01:28:09.060
you know that. I've done worse. I added some

01:28:09.060 --> 01:28:15.239
3D resin to it. It's also OK. You're making a

01:28:15.239 --> 01:28:19.140
bomb now for your terrorist experiment. Damn

01:28:19.140 --> 01:28:22.539
it. They blow his cover. Move it out of my apartment

01:28:22.539 --> 01:28:25.220
in time because they have surveillance camera.

01:28:25.239 --> 01:28:29.239
Yeah, yeah. My landlord. Exactly. The landlord

01:28:29.239 --> 01:28:37.029
plus, you know, plus I'm once I can't fly. I

01:28:37.029 --> 01:28:43.430
feel like you're Airbnb -ing somewhere. Yeah,

01:28:44.670 --> 01:28:50.890
that's a compliment for sure. I said it to him

01:28:50.890 --> 01:28:52.489
the other day. I'm like, dude, your delivery

01:28:52.489 --> 01:28:59.010
is impeccable and your timing is very, very late,

01:28:59.069 --> 01:29:02.710
but your sound like Norm MacDonald and you're

01:29:02.710 --> 01:29:08.100
funny. He's like the most unfunny guy I've ever

01:29:08.100 --> 01:29:14.199
ever listened to He's dead, dude, you can't speak

01:29:14.199 --> 01:29:19.020
bad about the day T Garmin 24 Jamie. Yeah. Yeah,

01:29:19.100 --> 01:29:22.500
just hide your name. Just you know His name's

01:29:22.500 --> 01:29:24.640
Troy. You've sent some coming out blast star,

01:29:24.640 --> 01:29:26.500
but that's completely different. It's because

01:29:26.500 --> 01:29:31.479
I'm a big fan of destiny and you know, he's Troy,

01:29:31.640 --> 01:29:38.939
hydra name because he's great. Troy, hydra name

01:29:38.939 --> 01:29:42.140
because this guy will send the SWAT to your house

01:29:42.140 --> 01:29:45.380
and SWAT you. That's why it's probably good for

01:29:45.380 --> 01:29:47.220
you right -wingers to not go by your real name.

01:29:47.560 --> 01:29:50.539
Dustin is the top of the lefties because he was

01:29:50.539 --> 01:29:58.899
a cuckold husband. You shut your whiteness therapy.

01:30:02.560 --> 01:30:05.060
And the people that were staying with me, it

01:30:05.060 --> 01:30:09.279
was, there's a method to it all. It's not just,

01:30:09.859 --> 01:30:12.039
there's a method to your madness, Joe. That is

01:30:12.039 --> 01:30:14.260
for sure. What do we speak about, dude? What

01:30:14.260 --> 01:30:22.220
is the secret? Oh, that Oprah Winfrey book will

01:30:22.220 --> 01:30:24.880
be Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey are a gay couple.

01:30:25.229 --> 01:30:28.229
And then she had some people over and they all

01:30:28.229 --> 01:30:33.350
died in the hot tub or something Yeah The one

01:30:33.350 --> 01:30:37.170
and only Joe there blast her off Dude, so this

01:30:37.170 --> 01:30:39.489
is this is my conversation with them a couple

01:30:39.489 --> 01:30:42.350
days ago, man It was off the wall, but it was

01:30:42.350 --> 01:30:44.350
it was hysterical dude. He had me pissing my

01:30:44.350 --> 01:30:48.050
pants We I was on I was on like a 30 -minute

01:30:48.050 --> 01:30:50.149
thing about when he told me his father's favorite

01:30:50.149 --> 01:30:53.760
band was the village people And I was like, dude,

01:30:53.859 --> 01:30:57.060
your dad's a gay man. I was like, nobody's favorite

01:30:57.060 --> 01:31:00.260
band is The Village People. He was in the private

01:31:00.260 --> 01:31:02.420
chat earlier saying that, yeah. I'm not gonna

01:31:02.420 --> 01:31:06.180
blow his cover, buddy. He's saying things. Yeah.

01:31:07.020 --> 01:31:11.699
It was hysterical, dude. The one and only Joe

01:31:11.699 --> 01:31:14.460
right there Chad show 100 do it. How many more

01:31:14.460 --> 01:31:16.220
are we gonna do? I feel like we're gonna get

01:31:16.220 --> 01:31:20.699
to at least four thousand and one hundred That's

01:31:20.699 --> 01:31:22.260
a lot of yeah, man. That's a lot of weeks, but

01:31:22.260 --> 01:31:26.300
hey, let's go That's a lot of weeks and we've

01:31:26.300 --> 01:31:29.359
we've pumped some out twice a week We've we're

01:31:29.359 --> 01:31:31.640
planning a lot of great things for this next

01:31:31.640 --> 01:31:34.100
coming year for you for your gracious audience

01:31:34.100 --> 01:31:37.789
out there Uh, this wild ride is so much fun,

01:31:37.789 --> 01:31:40.829
uh, to be on with you, uh, just live shows like

01:31:40.829 --> 01:31:44.430
this. Anything could happen. Uh, we, we didn't

01:31:44.430 --> 01:31:47.569
have, uh, you know, much prepared for today except

01:31:47.569 --> 01:31:49.350
for bringing on the guests and shooting the ship,

01:31:49.510 --> 01:31:52.090
which is always, uh, what we're about, but it's

01:31:52.090 --> 01:31:53.890
just been a wild ride and a fun journey, man.

01:31:53.890 --> 01:31:55.930
And we're here for the, uh, the, for the cause

01:31:55.930 --> 01:31:59.590
of it. We definitely have at least, what do you

01:31:59.590 --> 01:32:02.069
think Chad? One or two more of these, uh, in,

01:32:02.109 --> 01:32:04.850
in us. What are two more shows any old shows?

01:32:04.869 --> 01:32:09.069
Yeah, sure. Yeah, bro Yeah, man, we're in it

01:32:09.069 --> 01:32:11.710
for the long haul folks. So I'm glad you're on

01:32:11.710 --> 01:32:14.649
this journey with us When is the studio party

01:32:14.649 --> 01:32:17.109
Jamie Michelle good question Chad and I have

01:32:17.109 --> 01:32:20.270
been working out Logistics and planning for a

01:32:20.270 --> 01:32:23.510
very long time when we do that debut show and

01:32:23.510 --> 01:32:27.210
do that VIP event We want it to be like the best

01:32:27.210 --> 01:32:29.949
thing ever go off without any hitches and stuff

01:32:29.949 --> 01:32:32.420
like that So we're just in the planning stages

01:32:32.420 --> 01:32:34.939
and making sure we could do that like properly.

01:32:34.939 --> 01:32:37.560
We have plenty of advance warning on it. That's

01:32:37.560 --> 01:32:41.560
for sure. For sure. Yeah, for sure. Karenza Evans

01:32:41.560 --> 01:32:46.880
says sounds wonderful. And Mama Rotolo says,

01:32:46.880 --> 01:32:49.960
oh, Jamie wants to come. I do, too, Jamie. If

01:32:49.960 --> 01:32:52.479
you jerk me off, that's usually how I do. Just

01:32:52.479 --> 01:32:58.939
saying jokes, folks. Yeah, you got to have fun

01:32:58.939 --> 01:33:01.279
on this right Chad we're right. We always get

01:33:01.279 --> 01:33:03.359
a little serious here But today was like a goof

01:33:03.359 --> 01:33:07.439
around show a fun show Yes, Daphne Lynn in the

01:33:07.439 --> 01:33:10.659
house Daphne is one of my most favorite audience

01:33:10.659 --> 01:33:14.920
members. You are so sweet Daphne You are share

01:33:14.920 --> 01:33:17.720
our stuff all the time. You're always here for

01:33:17.720 --> 01:33:20.380
every show You are one of the diehards and we

01:33:20.380 --> 01:33:23.920
fucking love you. Mm -hmm. Oh We got Troy. We

01:33:23.920 --> 01:33:27.510
got Daphne. We got Jamie You know, Lorenzo else

01:33:27.510 --> 01:33:30.550
was we got some good people in here that I like

01:33:30.550 --> 01:33:33.770
to play favorites here. Chad doesn't. He's he's

01:33:33.770 --> 01:33:37.770
he's he's nice and Timothy Garmin. Oh, hey, man.

01:33:37.810 --> 01:33:40.850
It's all good. It's all gravy. We appreciate

01:33:40.850 --> 01:33:43.350
everybody. We appreciate this journey. You guys

01:33:43.350 --> 01:33:46.750
are on with us. Let's do it again next week.

01:33:46.869 --> 01:33:48.789
We have a good guest coming on next week, Chad,

01:33:48.829 --> 01:33:52.569
that we cannot divulge right now. Be prepared.

01:33:52.770 --> 01:33:58.840
Do do do do do. all right my man let's go black

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